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Wilco post A Ghost Is Born is boring.

I mean this for live shows and recordings.

There is nothing on the last two records that is new or exciting musically in any way.

Playing average songs in a room together isn't exciting.

Using the "Studio as an Instrument" on boring songs isn't exciting.

Playing boring "hits" laden set lists is not exciting.

 

Nels Cline is a gifted musician.

He plays boring and predictable and kind of wanky shit with Wilco.

I listen to his other recordings and have a hard time believing it's the same guy on these average records.

He should be let go to focus on recordings of a higher quallity where he can showcase his textural and technical ability.

 

That Pronto record is pretty hot too.

 

It's really a shame to me that Wilco has become a paint by numbers rock band.

I really liked them from Being There to Ghost.

I guess I'm just not ready for these brave musical steps they are taking these days.

 

Playing "great" live shows that consist of thirty songs out of whatever doesn't make up for boring records.

If it's so great live then stop making records.

 

Ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Fart

 

Ramble.

I'm dissapointed.

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Wilco post A Ghost Is Born is boring.

I mean this for live shows and recordings.

There is nothing on the last two records that is new or exciting musically in any way.

Playing average songs in a room together isn't exciting.

Using the "Studio as an Instrument" on boring songs isn't exciting.

Playing boring "hits" laden set lists is not exciting.

 

Nels Cline is a gifted musician.

He plays boring and predictable and kind of wanky shit with Wilco.

I listen to his other recordings and have a hard time believing it's the same guy on these average records.

He should be let go to focus on recordings of a higher quallity where he can showcase his textural and technical ability.

 

That Pronto record is pretty hot too.

 

It's really a shame to me that Wilco has become a paint by numbers rock band.

I really liked them from Being There to Ghost.

I guess I'm just not ready for these brave musical steps they are taking these days.

 

Playing "great" live shows that consist of thirty songs out of whatever doesn't make up for boring records.

If it's so great live then stop making records.

 

Ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Fart

 

Ramble.

I'm dissapointed.

 

 

Now this would be an appropriate use of the Troll picture...but it offends the intelligentsia around here.

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Hey, I'm Crow Daddy Magnus and I think anything that Jeff Tweedy does is great. I don't even really listen to it anymore.

I just see his name and I'm like "Hell Yeah!".

 

Boring.

Up yours,Troll.

 

 

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. Far sound.

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Hey, I'm Crow Daddy Magnus and I think anything that Jeff Tweedy does is great. I don't even really listen to it anymore.

I just see his name and I'm like "Hell Yeah!".

 

Boring.

Up yours,Troll.

 

 

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. Far sound.

Welcome to Via Chicago, Black Witcher. You will surely enjoy it here.

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This is good things.

The Troll says that Wilco is borrrrrrrring.

It's not even Dad Rock.

I'm a dad and it straight bores the shit out of me.

But maybe the next record will be great.

You never know.

You never know.

You never know.

You never know.

You never know.

Repeat until you're bored out of your fucking mind and then wish that the drone would come to soothe you.

 

 

Pppppppppppppppppppppp. Far or Fart sound, you decide.

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It's really a shame to me that Wilco has become a paint by numbers rock band.

I really liked them from Being There to Ghost.

I guess I'm just not ready for these brave musical steps they are taking these days.

 

How can they be "a paint by numbers rock band" and "take brave musical steps" at the same time?

 

You disappoint...and confuse me.

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How can they be "a paint by numbers rock band" and "take brave musical steps" at the same time?

 

You disappoint...and confuse me.

 

 

The brave musical steps part was a joke.

Like when someone asks if my name is Leroy.

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Off the top of my head I'd say that Bull Black Nova is far from boring.

 

 

Bull Black Nova is a nice song.I like it and three other songs on Wilco(the Album).

It is not far from boring.Just beacause it has a little bit of noise and a little bit of tension

doesn't make it jarring or exciting.

 

It just makes it an alright song with a little bit of tension.

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Now this would be an appropriate use of the Troll picture...but it offends the intelligentsia around here.

 

I believe the politically correct term is short bridge dwelling individual, Crow. They can call each other trolls, but prefer us not to use that term. And yeah, if you want to just copy your "nice first post" thing from before, and put it here, that'd be fine.

 

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Wilco post A Ghost Is Born is boring.

I mean this for live shows and recordings....

 

....Playing "great" live shows that consist of thirty songs out of whatever doesn't make up for boring records.

If it's so great live then stop making records.

Here is another contradiction of yours; or is this just a joke also.

 

You start with "boring live shows" then you finish with the "live shows are great."

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Here is another contradiction of yours; or is this just a joke also.

 

You start with "boring live shows" then you finish with the "live shows are great."

 

 

I thought the quotation marks around great would've been a dead giveaway.

 

I'm just not interested in seeing them play live again until they start playing "Shot in the Arm" and

"I'm the Man Who Loves You" again.

 

Read that.

Now think really hard.

Write back and tell me if you think it was a joke.

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