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"The Royals?" No no no...

 

The Passenger Sides

The Kingpins

The One Wings

The Bull Black Novas

The Heavy Metal Drummers

 

OK, those are all kinda lame. But there must be better names for these teams.

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Guest Speed Racer

"The Royals?" No no no...

 

The Passenger Sides

The Kingpins

The One Wings

The Bull Black Novas

The Heavy Metal Drummers

 

OK, those are all kinda lame. But there must be better names for these teams.

 

Well, The Winglets?

Heavy Metal Hitters (although aren't the alumninum bats a) not used anymore and b ) not heavy?);

The Novas;

Summerteeth (seasonal, after all, and ferocious);

Wilco (The Team) - obvious, I know

Yankee Hotel RBIs

I Am Trying to Break Your Stats

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Personally, I'd go with The Late Greats

 

but I'd also enjoy The Diamond Claws, or Childlike & Evergreen

 

 

and in honor of Baseball's recent troubles with steroids and cheating...

 

Must Be High

Nothing Up My Sleeve

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None of these are particularly catchy team names. Baseball-y Wilco phrases, yes, but not team names. What 12 year-old boy wants to be on a team called, "My Darlings?" I'd much rather play for Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

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Here are some for your consideration

 

The Kingpins

The Throat-Sweet Throttles

The World Record Players

My Pop Quiz Kids

The American Aquarium Drinkers

The Silvery Stars

The Cash Machine

The Blades of Blue

The Sleeping Eye Sockets

A Steady Crushing Hand

The Kids Are Still Cruel

 

Thanks to A Sea Black With Ink for inspiration

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