viatroy

in an ideal world, a horse's penis gathers no moss. or so they are fond of saying in Saratoga. (BTW: cheeky monkey to win in the 6th)

clumsy

and then there's this ...

conjuring wheelco ....

I moved into my house and found I had become the proud owner of a plastic Jesus embossed light switch that said "Bless this house oh Lord we pray etc etc". There was no way I was messing with THAT mojo -- it sits on my mantle next to a mezzuzah. TILE, large, definitely NOT white. I foolished tiled my studio with white.

God's testing the people of the "Holy Land", and they're all failing miserably.

penes from heaven

Clerks II I like mossy things, but generally not penii. That's gonna be the weirdest thing I hear all week.

eat pizza?

Proving once and for all the subjectivity of ranking music: The Spice Girls.

late onset narcolepsy

Ghost Rider - Neil Peart Rosemary's Baby - Ira Levin

I'd advise kicking television

but he's so much more than just a Republican president. he's a fabulous disaster.

she's clearly had her eyes done too. This looks exactly like the road to the lake we used to visit in Canaan NH when I was a young teen.

the gsteinb av dances beautifully to Toots and the Maytals cover of John Denver's Take Me Home Country Roads.

Your search - breakdancing paraplegics - did not match any documents.

you got that right. I live on the other side of the Hudson from Albany, and those people collectively just don't have a clue.

someone refresh my admittedly sucktastic memory -- Did M/M Elf name the twins Luke and Owen?

I have Chiclet teeth. and a Letterman gap.

ction Welcome to the workin' week. Oh I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you. Welcome to the workin' week. You gotta do it till you're through it so you better get to it.

yep, can't listen to one without the other.

yeah, you don't have to spell it out for us