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I'm so glad IRDB is back to posting a new thread every 5 minutes.

You know, your mama and your daddy Saying I'm no good to you They call me dirty from the alley Till I don't know what to do I get so tired of sneakin' around Just to get to your back door I crawled past the garbage and Your mama jumped out, screamin' "Don't come back no more" I can't take it My guitar wants to kill your mama My guitar wants to kill your mama My guitar wants to burn your dad I get real mean when it makes me mad Later I tried to call you Your mama told me you weren't there She told me don't bother to call again Unless I cut off all my hair I get so tired of sneakin' around J

I actually paid that much for a ticket to see them at 930 club once on stupid fucking ebay. but, it was worth it in the end.

I dunno where gerkin is.

so far, signs are pointing to 'yes'. Jen, you should try it. it's fun and you might like it!

AWESOME!@@

that's what ya call yer 'John Wayne' toilet paper.

Somebody pick up my pieces I'm scattered everywhere And put me back together And put me way over there Take me out of contention I surrender my crown So somebody pick up my pieces It's just me comin' down Well, I sure thought I had her Lord, I know she had me What I thought was heaven Is just falling debris Well, I may not be crazy But I got one hell of a start Somebody pick up my pieces I think I'm fallin' apart Don't follow my footsteps Step over my trail The road is too narrow And your footing could fail And the fall to the bottom Could tear you apart And they'll be pickin

she acts like a dog.

I, for one, welcome our alien overlords.

my 18, almost 19, year old cat:

uh....too late. shoving it into my gob as I type.

I'm going to try. I need to call this lady at the school about enrolling. however, there is another lady that has a landscaping business that she wants to leave to someone to handle. she's thinking of moving out west and she handles some big wig accounts. need to call her too... the only drawback is benefits. gotta have the health insurance!

thanks man! acupuncture school, here I come! in other news, I wonder if there is anything I can sprinkle on my salad to insure I don't get E-coli.

why do my Titans have to suck so bad?

it says you should 'make friends'.

I like them pretty well.

dude, you've changed.

deer caliben, why won't people in my office shut up and get to work? why is this bothering me? thx, office bitch

this is the only god I worship: