fickerson

we used to talk about taking showers together.

sorry dudes, but this crew is just not the same without fakeliz here being awesome.

ahem.

hahahah awesome.

I had just drafted a long, well thought out response when I got the call that the game has been canceled. booyah.

dear caliber, i have a kickball game tonight, but i feel like crap and it's cold outside (and supposed to rain). i don't want to get more sick, but i don't want to let down my team (we could get disqualified if i don't play). what should i do? love, me

dinner is being made for me tonight, if i can find a way to get out of my kickball game.

i see a grammatical error there, and it's a doozy!

i really can't describe how much i would rather be anywhere else than work right now.

cover of cnn.com

i just spoke to a guy whose address was county road HJ.

the problem isn't so much the seat belt as the steering wheel. p.s. i'm afraid to look up the meaning of 'micturate' at work.

in those instances, i try to make it clear to the person serving me that i am very, very stoned.

i don't eat at restaurants that have drive thrus.

are you calling me fat?

that wasn't a question.

so now i have decide whether i want to get coffee or eat lunch. ugh.

no, i decided i couldn't quit my job in good conscience, considering i have no other source of income or health insurance. but having no coffee here might be enough to change my mind

too... far... away...

we have run out of coffee. there is no coffee in this entire office. we will be getting more in "sometime this week." i am just... i don't know what to do.

So, we were the two girls in white, laughing hysterically on the couch with you guys came over and started talking to us. There were four guys, first, the hottie in the blue button down shirt which asked us what we thought of the left wing. Secondly, the guy in the green shirt, who was in a ska band. There was a guy in a red striped shirt, but he didn't really say much at all, and the drunk guy in the gray shirt with the awesome dance moves that we didn't get to talk to because he wandered off to State Street Brats. Wish we had gotten some names, or numbers, but alas, we didn't, so here we

not at all.

i actually thought about trying to get together with you and liz, but it just wasn't possible considering the circumstances. thanks, she actually passed on about a month ago.

our bobbob is becoming quite the handsome fellow.

and you were british, right?