Sir Stewart

Sorry Kent Tekulve.

I know you're kidding (and I know you're not) - but yeah, the ALDS win for the Red Sox was awesome this year.

ALCS ain't a damn thing without a WS ring. Just sayin'.

Sheeeit.

2 rings in 4 years = bitter

Are you serious?

Find a post of mine where I talked shit about the Rays' fans (who are the worst!) This post doesn't count. One run and nine outs to go!

Yes, and congratulations on and that (and on losing the World Series).

Your team is going DOWN yo! Go PHILLIES!!

So you're six years old and have no access to NFL history. OK. I'll still take cancer-free Lester over that c*m-spitting Garza any day.

Dude. RI-VAL-RY I realize it's a new word for an American League-based Florida baseball fan. But you should try to work it into your vocabulary. And fuck the Rays!

When the team is in my team's division, it's not sour grapes - it's called a "rivalry." (see: Dolphins/Jets, Dolphins/Pats rivalies for more info)

I was terrified by Dark Night of the Scarecrow when I was a wee one.

Excursions - A Tribe Called Quest, The Low End Theory

Rays suck!

Holyshit - Beyond and Back!

But changing peoples' words in quotes is a tried and true, corduroy cutoff tactic around these parts.

(cough)REPO MAN(cough)

No one could fucking pull this off. Please.

"Look who's here - Ted Kennedy!" "I uhh, was, uhh, filming my uhh, Christmas special next doo-ah..."

I wonder if Obama's infomercial tonight is maybe a bit much.

My friend in junior high - his folks had the uniforms/glasses cardboard cutouts copy.

I got next.

Thank Skyflynn it's almost over.