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"Well, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal." - Richard Milhous Nixon, 1977

Neil: What are you doing with my crucifix, Rick? Rick: Protesting! Neil: I don't wanna bring you down or anything, but I think that is a really negative way to try and kill yourself, I mean I tried it hundreds of times, there's no way you can hammer in the last nail.

What, 18-year-olds shouldn't be allowed to congregate at upstate N.Y. colleges and drink vodka from plastic bottles until they puke?

I almost got into a fight with a goat at my sister's house. He wanted to start some shit, and I had been drinking, but they broke it up.

Then watch some young shit and realize how young you are!

He may have been an idealist, sure. Was he ever in Boy Scouts?

Now THAT'S what I call RESEARCH.

The execs may have thought it hard to get people to pay money to see a movie about a delusional hippie starving himself to death.

Like I'm looking forward to A-Rod being the next one. Oy.

I'm sorry. I was a little kid in 1974 and remember how dignified, how revered Hank Aaron was when he broke the record. Even minus the steroids, Barry is probably the best player of our era, but I really hope something happens so Aaron's record remains intact.

It's a free country, but I'm a bit suspicious of anyone who doesn't root for their hometown team.

Don't rush out and buy it. There are like one, maybe two, good songs on it. The rest of it is just Yorke's continued demonstration that he really does not like music of any kind.

After the last one, Radiohead was dropped from my "go out and get the album the day it's released" list. I hope this one is better.

I realize Midwesterners have an inferiority complex, but you really shouldn't let that interfere with common sense.

Best wishes on your special day, Hong Kong Phooey.

Here's a quote from my interview last week with noted baseball historian John Thorn. I will post the story later.

Yeah. It was in Playboy, of all magazines.

I read an OpEd piece once where a guy said it was his moral duty to take his kids to see The Godfather so they could learn the lesson that you have to kill them before they kill you.

From today's NYT: The Waiting Game By PAUL KRUGMAN Being without health insurance is no big deal. Just ask President Bush.

That's what drives it, guys. Ratings, and only ratings.

Eh, he don't care. He had always said the Yankees would regret trading him.

Well, if flogging was ruled out, I would say that would have been the least you could have done.

My dad took me to see Alien when I was 11. Scared the SHIT out of me. Mother was none too pleased.

It's an outrage. Call Child Protective Services and, while you wait for them to get there, flog the parents with a Bull-Whip.

Eh, whatevs. It still works for me.