embiggen Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 top 5 names to give your penis. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
owl Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 "Hey!... When did I eat corn?" That's why they call it "crude," Carl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redeyedandblue Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Damn, I wish I'd stopped in Prescott on my way through AZ. I could've ended up in "Prescott Girls Gone Wild" or something. You don't know how true that is. I was in a bar on Whiskey Row one night when a biker and his mama started gettin' more than a little frisky on the dance floor. It was getting close to full on porn when security had to throw some water on them. Thank God because that was not an attractive couple. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
owl Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 Here you go, jerks: Top 5 Improprieties/Crimes Committed By Democrats Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Here you go, jerks: Top 5 Improprieties/Crimes Committed By DemocratsWhat, no Dan Rostenkowski? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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cryptique Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Plus, four of the Keating Five were Democrats. (The other one: John McCain.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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owl Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 Damn, now that's a good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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owl Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 Wow, this could be a top 5 within a top 5: >Top 5 Ways IRememberDBoon Is Spending His Time During Suspension>>Things he found found in his poop>>Top five penis names>>etc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Top 5 Ways IRememberDBoon Is Spending His Time During Suspension1. Rubbing one out to a 1986 Sears catalog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 1. Rubbing one out to a 1986 Sears catalog. 2. rubbing one out while watching a Jenny Craig commercial. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Top 5 Things Which Can Be Posted To Elicit A "Holier Than Thou" Post From Analogman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Top Five Moments of IRememberDBoon's Romantic Vegas Getaway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Top 5 Non-Memorable IRememberDBoon Memories Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Top Five Moments of IRememberDBoon's Romantic Vegas Getaway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jhc Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Top 5 Ways IRememberDBoon Is Spending His Time During Suspension Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Top 5 Ways IRememberDBoon Is Spending His Time During SuspensionI considered this this AM but I thought it may be mean-spirited Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Top Five Lines Delivered By Zander Schloss in Repo Man.1. "feelin' seven-up, i'm feelin' seven-up!" 2. "there's room to move as a fry cook" 3. whispered while dying: "otto..." 4. "where you going douche bag?" 5. "this is my parents' room. no-one's supposed to be in here." this would have been easier if you'd picked miller or something.i'm sure these are bastardizations of the real quotes. It has it's moments. I prefer to sit across the street at the Courthouse Square and watch the cloggers on Thursday nights."rager" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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