embiggen Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 ___ ___ ____ _ _____? Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 . luckily, as we're standing in line, one has a seizure and ends up flopping around on the floor...probably from the coke they were both obviously on Did you step over her and quietly mutter "excuse me." Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juRVGa91lNM that was fantastic. and sort of. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 to Mister Stevens: QUOTE(whatdisay @ Sep 14 2006, 12:35 PM) *...and would never again need to bitch and moan about every little issue that pinches their vaginas... intended to be a metaphorical phrase, somewhat akin to getting one's "panties in a wad." Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Ahh, I see. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 My friend once pulled both groins, simultaneously. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 My friend once pulled both groins, simultaneously. did you pay him in stamps? Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I once was convinced a stripper had menstruated on my crotch during a lapdance and it took my friends a very long time to make me realize it was jelly from the donut I ate on the carride home. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 After a long night at the River Queen in East Dubuque, I had to go to the dentist for a haircut. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 my buddy Elvis had a stripper who either was or had been pregnant lactate on him at a club we hit during a bachelor party in Kentucky. it was awful. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 seen that before too. Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I once was convinced a stripper had menstruated on my crotch during a lapdance and it took my friends a very long time to make me realize it was jelly from the donut I ate on the carride home. Nothin like following up a night at the strip club like stoppin off at the local dunkin donuts Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 After a long night at the River Queen in East Dubuque, I had to go to the dentist for a haircut. meth? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 meth?bush. and it was a joke. i love using that line. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Evidently dudes can spin yarns about strippers for a good long while. My only experience with a strip club was with a dude that had come home from one. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 That is a good line. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Strip clubs are good...seeing some naked broad roll around on the floor of an auto parts store and then "plucking" dollar bills off the face of your co-worker (who just got a promotion) is even better. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 My only experience with a strip club was with a dude that had come home from one. 'swinging ass'? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 That is a good line.It usually takes a minute before people get it and by then I'm gone. I'm like Batman. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I'm like Batman. You wear your underwear outside of your pants and live with a 16 year old boy? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 'swinging ass'?'boner' Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Y aren't these in the Xgamez? Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "male bonding hour" on VC. comes right before cookies and nap time. Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I'm like Batman. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 This one time at a strip joint a stripper got booed. Link to post Share on other sites
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