kidsmoke Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 ......come to my house and pull down all this spider-webby stuff the kids have stretched across everything on the property? The postman practically had to employ a flamethrower and a chainsaw just to get our mailbox open today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 wrong forum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 Is not! I need a generous, good-hearted person to please come re-expose the front of my house. Now either volunteer or quit picking on me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MrRain422 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I'll do it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 I'll do it. Hired!!! Be warned, though, the stuff sticks to people, too. I should know. I'll be picking fibers off myself until about Easter. Also, I pay in Halloween candy we don't like.....is that ok? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MrRain422 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 That's fine. I like candy. I assume you'll be taking care of my plane ticket to get out there too, right? If not, I'll start walking, but I can't promise that I'll get the job done before Thanksgiving. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 donna, no fair keeping all the wax lips! perhaps you could have a post halloween party, dress your kids as lint rollers, and let the web removal begin! (if you make the voxtrot show tonight, i'llknow what that stuff is all over your family. ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 In high school, we always t-p'd the houses of first year runners the night before the first meet. Unfortunately one year, it rained shortly after we completed the task. I imagine it was like trying to clean elephant snot out of all of one's shrubbery. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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kidsmoke Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 In high school, we always t-p'd the houses of first year runners the night before the first meet. Unfortunately one year, it rained shortly after we completed the task. I imagine it was like trying to clean elephant snot out of all of one's shrubbery. Ewwwwww, gross! Ms Yvon, heading out your way in mere moments with the lint rollers.....uh, I mean family......see your bad self soon!!!! Mr. Rain, start walking...we'll even save you the wax lips if you make good time. Jorge & Bob, try to stay on topic, willya? Can I count on you two to help clean up? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Jorge & Bob, try to stay on topic, willya? Can I count on you two to help clean up? Jorge, I get it. My son suggested I put this on my answering machine, since I am mostly found in the spider webs, and rarely, (unless I really like you), answer the phone. Sorry I'm not home right nowI'm walking into spiderwebsSo leave a messageAnd I'll call you backA likely story, but leave a messageAnd I'll call you back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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