ction Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Do you know where the library's at, asshole? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 So then the Pope says "Doc! That's not my leg!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Yeah, but did you see how well that suit fit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 "No, I'm your son's teacher." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 You face look Ed Zachary like you ass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 If I'd have known it was gonna be that kind of party, I wouldn't have put my d*ck in the mashed potatoes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 To which I said "Plumber? Jesus Christ in Heaven, I can't even prune her!!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 fuck you, mr. clown! fuck you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 If I'd have known it was gonna be that kind of party, I wouldn't have put my d*ck in the mashed potatoes.That one kills me! Â Â "I don't know ma'am, this thing's loaded for bear". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "Twisted or not, I'm betting the farm that Daisy LaDoilie won't be there serving pumpkin muffins next Tuesday morning at 9 o'clock eastern standard time!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "Look, I'm still a dog. Just because I speak and hang out at bars doesn't mean I can't feverishly lick the sweat from my own balls." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 It's drivin' me nut's. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "I'm a choirboy, burning houses don't mean shit to me!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "Is it a black man's cock?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "No, but the bar of soap thought so!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "And I've got the sores to prove it!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Speaking of peripherals! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "Then the other guy's PEE came out of MY nose!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calexico Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 The third cowboy remains silent, stirring the coals with his 8 foot long, petrified blue whale phallus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "Yeah," said the other dude. "And deep, too." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 Supplies! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 The cop replied, "Transporting mynas across stately lions for immortal porpoises." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "And the moral is - Don't hatchet your counts before they chicken!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calexico Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "..no, you guys don't get it, chunks is my dog" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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