Dreamin' Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Couple battles to name baby daughter 'Metallica' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Best quote, re the name "Metallica": "It suits her," Karolina Tomaro said Tuesday. "She's decisive and she knows what she wants." Assuming the infant cannot yet talk, I'm willing to bet the baby is smarter than the mommy on this one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
owl Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Kill 'Em All Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I can think of at least four metal bands I would name my kid after before I got to Metallica. I have always thought them a bit overrated. Black Sabbath SkurjMotorhead SkurjDeep Purple Skurj - that one ain't bad!AC/DC SkurjKiss SkurjRainbow Skurj Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 There's a regional band near me called "Corpsefucker."Wouldn't that be cute?Aaaahhh...little Corpsefucker Skurj! Goochie-goo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Motorhead SkurjAC/DC SkurjKiss SkurjSee, you could go with these too:Lemmy SkurjBon Skurj (or Angus Skurj)Ace Skurj And still not have the kid pegged for utter ridicule. Heck, Axl Skurj ain't too shabby either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyjimmy Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Lemmy SkurjOk...this produced the first laugh of the day.Course, tack on Lemmy to any surname and I'm going to chuckle at the thought imagining a small dark haired child wearing dark shades and little button growths on his left cheek. Bon and Angus Skurj don't produce the same effect since they conjure a somewhat classic Celtic connotation. Now, Ozzy Skurj? Geezer Skurj?Oh yeah....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Papillon Parade Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Ronnie James Dio Skurj! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mchchef1 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Lars and the boys have become such ass holes over the years; I would not worry about the Swedes. the band will probably bring litigation against the family, to make back all that cash they lost on Napster Lars=Jack Ass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anodyne Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 motorhead is a cool name. i have a friend who plans on naming his first son "Robocop" -- and he's serious. the only way that baby name is inappropriate is if the parents were accurate and called her "pre-justice metallica with cliff on bass or better yet with dave mustaine on guitar". that's a better indication of a REAL metal band, but would be difficult for a driver's license. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.