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Surely one of the most amusing explanations ever given by a politician


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[speaking into megaphone]

 

Members of government! Yes, even you at the state level!

 

STEP AWAY FROM THE GENETALIA!!

 

Do not hit on the pages.

Don't diddle the interns.

And whatever you do, don't go into the park... AT NIGHT!!

 

That is all. Now go back to screwing over the country.

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I thought this was gonna be a thread about Mitt Romney explaining how his five sons were serving their country while not serving in the military:

 

"One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president."

 

Someone tell the troops - this should buck up their morale in Baghdad, where it's 120 degrees today.

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I thought this was gonna be a thread about Mitt Romney explaining how his five sons were serving their country while not serving in the military:

 

"One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president."

 

Someone tell the troops - this should buck up their morale in Baghdad, where it's 120 degrees today.

One of the great things about the '08 campaign will be watching that turd crash and fucking burn.

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I can't remember whether it was colbert or stewart, but one of them made a great crack last night about the fact that during the million man march in DC, white men along the perimeter were blowing everyone in sight out of fear. priceless...

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One of the great things about the '08 campaign will be watching that turd crash and fucking burn.

:yes

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