Mystik Spiral Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 ...because I'm watching him on Comedy Central right now: Demetri Martin is a genius. Please discuss. "I like the game rock paper scissors but 2/3rds. Like - Rock beats Scissors. Oh man, these scissors are all bent, I can't cut with them, you win. Or - Scissors beats Paper. This paper is cut into strips, it's useless, I can't write on it, you win. Then, Paper beats Rock... Rock is fine! There is no structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper whenever it wants. Paper sucks. It should be Rock, Explosives with a cuttable wick, Scissors." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Somnambulist Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 He was good on the Flight of the Conchords season finale. Didn't say much but it was fun to see him there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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anodyne Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 He was good on the Flight of the Conchords season finale. Didn't say much but it was fun to see him there.arf arf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Demetri is hysterical. The first time I heard him was driving through shitty Miami traffic on my friend's iPod. I about crashed my car from laughing so hard. I think the best thing on his cd is Will Forte's bit. Too good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 I think the best thing on his cd is Will Forte's bit. Too good. "I'm doin' fine, Demetri. Thanks for asking" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 "I'm doin' fine, Demetri. Thanks for asking" "Bang pow batman noises! Chasm, other previous jokes" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anodyne Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 his TRENDSPOTTING bits on the daily show are cool. the one he did on myspace was terribly funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Clouds of Fluff Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 I love his stuff. I recently had his quote as my signature...the one about, "Okay, let's go with this, no throwing anything regardless of housing situation". (not sure that's accurate...but refers to not throwing stones in glass houses, etc.). Oh, and hubby likes to quote the bit about the difference between toys and "adult toys", "Location, location, location." Seems like I need to get the CD? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 He was good on the Flight of the Conchords season finale. Didn't say much but it was fun to see him there. I was going to say that! Plus I love his stand up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 He's pretty funny...but his style is completely cribbed from Steven Wright. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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