caliber66 Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Do we really need to fucking know that Britney Spears gave it up when she was 14? That [insert celebrity husband here] stormed off when [insert celebrity wife here] got a little too cozy with her hunky new co-star? That [insert starlet here] has gained 10 pounds because she's depressed that [insert ex here] has moved on with [insert starlet #2 here]? Since when did any of this become anyone's business, so much so that there are entire racks of magazines devoted to out-scooping the others with more and more invasively personal details about these people's lives? I can't wait until somebody launches "In Style - BM," a magazine wholly devoted to all aspects of celebrity excreta. Just ignore this. I need a blog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Blogs are free you know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted November 21, 2007 Author Share Posted November 21, 2007 What's a blog? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poppydawn Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I'm on a strict no-gossip (celebrity or personal) diet. I wrote about it on my blog a few days ago. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 In Style BM - a Chuck Berry Publication Not only magazines though Ninjas. There must be a dozen TV shows about stuff like this. Unbelievably annoying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 is this the irrational venting thread? Because, enough of those damn dancing with the stars show(s)!! Everywhere I click, there's footage of Marie and Donnie goddamned Osmond!?>?!?!!? I thought they were dead! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 In our market, we get half an hour of national news, Brian Williams, Katie Couric, etc and an hour of Entertainment Tonight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poppydawn Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I hate that, when I go to CNN's website, generally at least half the stories are either about stupid celebrities or potential Darwin Awards winners. It really seems to have shifted in the last year or so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 If we can trust even slightly the adage "give the people what they want" we're in gloomy times. Most t.v. news is rot, as well, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
myboyblue Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 If I can't find out what Britney's new tattoo looks like within a minute or two of her walking out of the tattoo parlor, the "media" has failed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 dear ninjas, you need to come to grips with your pent-up self-loathing over your closeted obsession with celebrity gossip. I hate e-seeing you like this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Even the local news programs seem to think we give a shit about the Britneys and Paris Hiltons of the world. People. This is the Detroit area. It's not like there isn't plenty of fucked-up actual news to report. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted November 21, 2007 Author Share Posted November 21, 2007 dear ninjas, you need to come to grips with your pent-up self-loathing over your closeted obsession with celebrity gossip. I hate e-seeing you like this.Large, well formed, dark brown and lightly malodorous. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 is this the irrational venting thread? Because, enough of those damn dancing with the stars show(s)!! Everywhere I click, there's footage of Marie and Donnie goddamned Osmond!?>?!?!!? I thought they were dead!Not only that, but Marie made it through to the finals last night, and Kelly from 90210 got bumped!!! Where's the justice, people?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Not only that, but Marie made it through to the finals last night, and Kelly from 90210 got bumped!!! Where's the justice, people?!? There are, like, a million Osmonds, right? Marie has a built-in advantage in the voting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Large, well formed, dark brown and lightly malodorous. lash out all you want, my well of tough love has no bottom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted November 21, 2007 Author Share Posted November 21, 2007 "Afterwards, Brit was heard to remark, 'I don't remember eating corn.'" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 It's not. your. fault. It's not. your. fault. It's not. your. fault. It's not. your. fault. It's not. your. fault. It's not. your. fault. It's not. your. fault. It's not. your. fault. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 You know how I know that Kucinich isn't considered a front-runner for Prez? I have yet to see his smokin' hot redhead wife on teh cover of the gossip mags. Yet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IRememberDBoon Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 is this the irrational venting thread? Because, enough of those damn dancing with the stars show(s)!! Everywhere I click, there's footage of Marie and Donnie goddamned Osmond!?>?!?!!? I thought they were dead! GAHA! No sheet! They showed her ass falling down on Dancing with the Morons about 6000 times on TV. I will never ever understand why anyone cares about all these vapid party whores. I could care less. Why do people care? Please explain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 "Afterwards, Brit was heard to remark, 'I don't remember eating corn.'""Was thar asparagus in that salad, y'all?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
austrya Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Why does OJ's pre-trial have to be aired on cable news networks ALL FREAKING DAY? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Why, he's a celebrity of course. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 Bump. Anyone heard anything about how JL Spears's pregnancy is affecting the function/output of her colon? On a related note, I failed in my remote duty last night, and accidentally caught the first minute of Extra!, during the introductory portion of which I heard the announcer (some 45 year old white dude) say, "Who is Jamie Lynn Spears's real babydaddy?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Who is Jamie Lynn Spears's real babydaddy?Is it Britney? It's Britney, I bet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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