Spitzer resigns

[Analogman]

Those are actually for other men. Hire away.

 

Not always.

[Edie]

Maybe Fred Garvin is still working.

 

 

"I will Roger you roundly".

 

 

For years, my sister and I used "roger" as a short cut when speaking about having sex. Now that we are both married, not so much

[Analogman]

Will Spitzer Scandal Mean Music Stardom for Dupr

[Good Old Neon]

Sometimes, I hate this fucking country - now is one of those times.

[Beltmann]

Sometimes, I hate this fucking country - now is one of those times.

Now that we have that on record, there go your presidential aspirations.

[bobbob1313]

Imagine how pissed off you'll be if her music is then used in commercials. Holy wow, that would be something.

[myboyblue]

Sometimes, I hate this fucking country - now is one of those times.

 

Freedom hate much?

[embiggen]

Imagine how pissed off you'll be if her music is then used in commercials. Holy wow, that would be something.

 

 

then she would really be a whore.

[Good Old Neon]

It

[bjorn_skurj]

It

[embiggen]

she's on the cover of the NY Post, naked with her hands covering her boobs. I was suprised. NY Post is usually a pretty tasteful publication.

[JUDE]

"eye of the beholder"

[bobbob1313]

It

[Good Old Neon]

You might say they are doing their job.

 

go to community college and get a nursing degree?

[bobbob1313]

That doesn't make any sense. So.

[bjorn_skurj]

Perhaps it would be a better thing for society and herself if she went to community college and got a nursing degree, I think he is saying.

[bobbob1313]

So? She can't try to make some money while she can? More power to her.

 

Would you really want an ex-hooker to be a nurse? She seems much more qualified to be a pop star, really.

[Good Old Neon]

That doesn't make any sense. So.

 

I was suggesting, half seriously, that maybe they should go back to school and pursue another career, one that doesn

[bobbob1313]

I think maybe you should stop trying to tell other people what to do with or how to live their lives.

[bjorn_skurj]

So? She can't try to make some money while she can? More power to her.

 

Would you really want an ex-hooker to be a nurse? She seems much more qualified to be a pop star, really.

If she can pass the tests and uses lots of Purell, why not?

[Good Old Neon]

I think maybe you should stop trying to tell other people what to do with or how to live their lives.

 

Good point - but, as they are actively contributing to the dumbing down of this country/culture, I can't help but feel a sense of disgust - sue me.

[bjorn_skurj]

My friend Lissa wrote this. It's better than my Danitorial.

 

Aw, c'mon everyone else got to play, why not me? The fall of uber

goody-goody New York Governor Eliot Spitzer came as a shock. And,

really, he must've been a hell of a goody-goody for people to be

shocked when a politican is caught participating in, shall we say,

extracurricular activites. But, hey, at least Democrats do it in the

vagina. (Well, if you don't count "Gay American" Jim McGreevy, who we

still joke about dressing up as Evita Peron while the masses intone

"McGrEEVY! McGrEEVY!" beneath his balcony. "Mis demicasados! Mis

Newarkiriquenos!")

So, let's cut right to the sordid. Many talked of the governor--or

"Client Number 9," if you like to pretend the whorehouse was on the

same island as The Prisoner--being into things that "weren't safe. I

know the immediate thought is "barebacking," but i, being me, decided

it was blood drinking. Think about it: With that bald head, those

beady eyes and those pointy ears, i betcha Spitzer gets himself up in

some Nosferatu drag and gets stone cold freaky.

Now, to the lady in question, "Kristin" aka Ashley (But she already

had a hooker name!) Yeomans or Dupre or Dupree or St. Ives or

whatever her name is. Of course, there are women who pity her as a

more downtrodden victim of male exploitation, a poor aspiring singer

forced into the world's oldest profession. One columnist even had the

unmitigated gall to compare her to Marilyn Monroe. Now, i've known

hookers: I've had friends or at least acquaintances in every sector

of the sex industry. And let me tell you, a hooker who lives in an

$5,000 a month apartment likes--okay, not likes, has done the math

and has accepted--her job. She is not working the bare minimum of

nights because she hates sucking married dick. She's not living with

roommates in a crappy apartment so she can save up enough money to

quit faking orgasm while some asshole sweats all over her. Nu-uh. No

way. I ain't buyin'. This broad is lining up her reality show

auditions right now. I don't care if she's a fellow female and i must

stand by her. Hell, no! I don't see man/woman, i see people and

people are venal, deceitful, greedy. and corrupt.

Not that i'm letting Spitzer off the hook--note those words

"deceitful" and "corrupt" in the above paragraph. Still, whenever

stuff like this happens, i fantasize about the civil servant in

question going stone cold unhinged during the press conference. Think

of it. What if he had stood up there--without his wife, who should be

in the Bahamas having a massage and a margarita right now anyway--and

just gone off.

"I have no excuse! I make no apology! I'm the governor and I deserve

to get laid!"

Maybe if he even went all pro-New York State on it: "New York has the

best pussy in the world! No matter where I am, I gotta have New York

tail and only New York tail ! Ask Mick Jagger! He used to have that

shit flown to France twice a week back in the 70's! George Clooney

has to stay off the Eastern Seaboard or he can't control himself! Are

you kidding me?! Empire State trim is easily worth a grand an hour!"

Of course the problem with this argument is that she's from New

Jersey. When i was younger, if you fucked someone from Jersey, we

made fun of you for getting bridge n' tunnel ass.

[Basil II]

!!!!

 

 

god....I needed that laugh today......

 

 

 

-Robert.

[Lammycat]

I used to get a little irked, a bit peeved, slightly wrankled, a tad miffed at shit like this. Not any more though. I'm stoic about it. I just don't care. I guess in a way I'm glad she can earn an honest buck now.

[Analogman]

I'd almost bet whores to sluts that she will get a book and/or movie deal out of this - plus a Larry King interview eventually.