kidsmoke Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 That's right, I want you to get creative and entertain me with your cleverness! It's the most stressful time of the year, and we all could use some creative venting, right? I didn't write this one, but it was my inspiration for this topic. This is a haiku They don't have to rhyme, Karen Jesus fucking christ Ok, let's see what you've got in your squirrelly little brains. Holiday themes or other frustrations welcome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uncool2pillow Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Jesus came to save American Christians judge Merry Damn Christmas 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heart full of holes Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Twenty twenty-two, Will you be a bummer like Twenty twenty, too? *Sigh* This is not shaping up to be a festive thread. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TCP Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Rural white old man, Odds are NO VAX! Show me card Or fuck off, Santa! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 4 hours ago, TCP said: Rural white old man, Odds are NO VAX! Show me card Or fuck off, Santa! Can't disagree. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 My current state of mind: FAMILY Family is the Heart of Christmas, except when They are being jerks. And: PRESENTS The presents won't be Wrapping themselves now will they? Obnoxious presents And similarly, TREE The tree's not gonna Decorate itself, so that Pretty much leaves me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted December 22, 2021 Author Share Posted December 22, 2021 Here comes Santa Claus He's vaccinated and masked Santa's no dummy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 People love Christmas But I am ambivalent New Year though: bollocks! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TCP Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 My last haiku was a downer, please accept my apology with this poem about the best part of Christmas: Yum mom made cookies Taste so good when I eat them Gingerbread is life 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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