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That's right, I want you to get creative and entertain me with your cleverness! It's the most stressful time of the year, and we all could use some creative venting, right?

 

I didn't write this one, but it was my inspiration for this topic.

 

This is a haiku

They don't have to rhyme, Karen

Jesus fucking christ

 

 

Ok, let's see what you've got in your squirrelly little brains. Holiday themes or other frustrations welcome. :P

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My current state of mind:

 

FAMILY

Family is the 

Heart of Christmas, except when

They are being jerks.

 

And:

 

PRESENTS

The presents won't be

Wrapping themselves now will they?

Obnoxious presents

 

And similarly,

 

TREE

The tree's not gonna

Decorate itself, so that

Pretty much leaves me.

 

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