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That's right, I want you to get creative and entertain me with your cleverness! It's the most stressful time of the year, and we all could use some creative venting, right?


I didn't write this one, but it was my inspiration for this topic.


This is a haiku

They don't have to rhyme, Karen

Jesus fucking christ



Ok, let's see what you've got in your squirrelly little brains. Holiday themes or other frustrations welcome. :P

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My current state of mind:



Family is the 

Heart of Christmas, except when

They are being jerks.





The presents won't be

Wrapping themselves now will they?

Obnoxious presents


And similarly,



The tree's not gonna

Decorate itself, so that

Pretty much leaves me.


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My last haiku was a downer, please accept my apology with this poem about the best part of Christmas:


Yum mom made cookies

Taste so good when I eat them

Gingerbread is life

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