Mr. Kinsley

Calvin's (as in '& Hobbes')dad explains scientific phenomenon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Calvin's © Dad's (D) "scientific" explanations. C: Why do my eyes shut when I sneeze? D: If your lids weren't closed, the force of the explosion would blow your eyeballs out and stretch the optic nerve, so your eyes would flop around and you'd have to point them with your hands to see anything. C: How do bank machines work? D: Well, let's say you want 25 dollars. You punch in the amount and behind the machine there's a guy wit

For the last three days I've had the whistling portion of The Ruling Class stuck in my head. Now I have that catch phrase. I fear I may actually let it slip in public. And you know what I'm gonna say!

Why?

No real reason for this. I just stumbled across it and thought it needed to be here.

You will now be accused of name-alluding. Your penance is that you now have to drop ALL of our names to Rhett when you see him. Bring a lawn chair for the poor boy. It may take a while.

I had no idea you were that into Asian chicks! You and El El Bean over there should compare notes on his co-worker.

See. The Gary-nut getting kissed is smiling! Other potential men's health related smileys: = prostate exam = visit to the sperm bank (rather obvious, I know)

Alright! A fellow Trojan!* Fight On!! *No, I didn't go there. My wife did and I've been a fan since I was a kid. Back then I just liked the fancy white horse.

2.7 Try again son. I know you can do better.

Wow.

You know how YouTube has other videos you can watch that show up in the shaded box after your video is done. Sometimes it's just not a good thing.

I'm not a Yankee hater (even though I prefer the Sox), but as good a player as he is, his stats don't really scream out MVP. Don't get me wrong, if I were starting my own team I'd be hard pressed to find a better SS than DJ. But if he does win it, maybe that will take some of the sting out of losing to the Dodgers in the World Series!

Does this mean I can't get "reverse cowgirl" on a license plate now?

"If this jackass over here at third gets in my way again when I call for a pop-up I'm gonna kick him in the nuts!"

Wow! 35 or so more time periods like that and they'll be off to college. Oh damn. Me too!

Your new avatar? I think so.

I love the white-haired guy in the red Red Sox shirt, lower right corner of the picture. He looks like he's gonna go up there and take those guys on single-handedly.

Mr Kinsley is our middle name.

No. Merely dirt, pockmarked with ruts that have filled-up with obscure indie hipster bandnames and even more obscure 80's pop culture references. Occassionally along the side of the road there will be a random sexual position or bit of computer-related knowledge that have been cast aside, simply to confuse me.

Sadly, I have never owned a Public Enemy CD. Nor have I heard of the Hamburger Pimp, or until recently, the reverse cowgirl. I fear I only have country road cred.

I'm a bit wacky, but not that wacky! Speaking of which though:

Now wearing my new birthday present from mrs. k: Detail: http://www.cafepress.com/aposse]Thanks Jorge![/url] Edit: In the "modeling" photo, I just noticed it looks like I'm giving the finger. That was unintentional.