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I'm waiting for her to say "thousand points of light"

I really wish she would just answer the questions already. This is going to get old.

she wants to talk about her record in Alaska. never mind what McCain's administration will do for the country.

I wish your husband would have been a White Sox fans.

sorry, but no.

But she's being censored!!!

 

I'm reading all these pre-debate articles and getting pretty ill over all the hand-wringing over how Biden approaches Palin in order not to appear like he's picking on the poor defenseless little woman. Please. I mean, I know, I know. Clearly we don't live in a perfect world where gender equality is yet a reality, but this whole "delicate flower" crap really is setting the cause of feminism back about 50 years. I'm glad my three daughters aren't old enough yet for me to have to explain to them why the female candidate has to be treated so carefully and can't be called out, even if she deserves it. Oy.

how can a woman who can slaughter and gut a moose be called "delicate?"

You're a Cubs fan, Jess? How did that happen?

I've been a Cubs fan. my husband has been a fan for 40 years, I've been a fan since I met my husband. I have a natural attraction to underdogs and the Cubs are the ultimate underdogs.

It doesn't count in the post season. All bets is off in the post season. But honestly, why all the drama? You're only one game down. its not like the cubs are facing elimination tonite. Sack up, Jess.

ok

I think it's all downhill for the Cubs from here on out.

I'm putting you in "time out."

I hate to break it to ya, but only the Red Sox come back from no-wins-going-into-an-elimination-game-and-going-on-to-win-the-series type situations.

So, go Cubbies!!

we've had many amazing come backs this year. I'm hoping for one tonight! seriously!

whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day!

Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!

That was quite Palin-esque of you.

 

 

I'm done with your shrill posts. (not you J.nick)

I know you are, but what am I?

I feel bad for Cub fans, they have been polishing their world series trophy since March and now this? It

Of all the pitchers it's weird to feel the most confident in Ted Lilly, but that's how I see things right now.

 

I will be drinking heavily as soon as work ends. No night class to muck things up today.

 

I did stay at the bar for the Red Sox game. That made me feel a little better, but not much. I think I was too smug about the Brewers losing and karma bit me in the ass. I'm sorry, Cubs. I screwed things up yesterday with my cocky strut around my cubicle.

yeah, from now on SHUT UP!!!!!

i'm stuck because i don't want obama to be president and yet i'm not sure i can bring myself to vote for mccain.

would it really be that bad if Obama wins? seriously. I think not.

good? I love me some Lambchop!

ahhhhh look at tall the lonely people

is that Rod Stewart in your avatar?

I've never understood how being pro-choice is considered a liberal idea and is supported by liberals. Having individual rights, not having the government control your life or tell you what you can and cannot do, IS conservatism..

then why are so man conservatives against being pro-choice? that's what I don't get. less regulation for some, more regulation for others.

If you are in fact a Conservative Christian, Obama's VERY liberal abortion record and the thought of who he might appoint to the Supreme Court doesn't scare you?

absolutely not! you and the govenment need to stay the hell out of my uterus! my body, my decision. period!

my living revolves around Wall Street, so it most certainly affects Main St. this sucks!

been praying for Lily's return since last night. I hope she's ok.

happy birthday fellow Libra! sure do miss you

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes

Long as I have my plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

I could go a hundred miles an hour

Long as I got the almighty power

Glued up there with my pair of fuzzy dice

{Refrain - repeat between verses}

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

Through all trials and tribulations

We will travel every nation

With my plastic Jesus I'll go far

I don't care if it rains or snowses

Long as I got my plastic Moses

Riding on the dashboard of my car

Through all trials and tribulations

We will travel every nation

Me and plastic Moses will go far

I don't care if it rains or freezes

As long as I've got my plastic Jesus

Glued to the dashboard of my car

You can buy Him phosphorescent

Glows in the dark, He's pink and pleasant

Take Him with you when you're travelling far

I don't care if it's dark or scary

Long as I have magnetic Mary

Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

I feel I'm protected amply

I've got the whole damn holy family

Riding on the dashboard of my car

You can buy a sweet Madonna

Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a

Pedestal of abalone shell

Goin' ninety, I'm not wary

'Cause I've got my virgin Mary

Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

I don't care what they say, I'm gonna

Keep on prayin' to that pink Madonna

Melted to the dashboard of my car

Goin' ninety, I'm not wary

'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary

Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

I don't care if it bumps or jostles

Long as I got the twelve apostles

Bolted to the dashboard of my car

Don't I have a pious mess

Such a crowd of holiness

Strung across the dashboard of my car

When pedestrians try to cross

I let them know who's boss

I never blow my horn or give them warning

I ride all over town

Trying to run them down

And it's seldom that they live to see the morning

{As refrain}

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

His halo fits just right

And I use it as a sight

And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far

God made Christ a holy Jew

God made Him a Christian too

Paradoxes populate my car

Joseph beams with a feigned elan

From the shaggy dash of my furlined van

Famous cuckold in the master plan

Naughty Mary, smug and smiling

Jesus dainty and beguiling

Knee-deep in the piling of my van

His message clear by night or day

My phosphorescent plastic gay

Simpering from the dashboard of my van

{As refrain}

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

Once his robe was snowy white

Now it isn't quite so bright

Stained by the smoke of my cigar

When I'm goin' fornicatin'

I got my ceramic Satan

Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago motor home

The women know I'm on the level

Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil

Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago motor home

Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago motor home

Leering from the dashboard of my van

I don't care if I'm broke or starvin'

As long as I've got a fish named Darwin

Glued to the trunk lid of my car

God, I'm feeling so evolved

Drivin' with my problems solved

Proclaiming what I think of what we are

Riding home one foggy night

With my honey cuddled tight

I missed a curve and off the road we veered

My windshield got smashed-up good

And my darling graced the hood

Plastic Jesus, He had disappeared

{As Refrain}

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,

No longer chides me with His holy grin

Doctors in the X-ray room

Found Him in my darling's womb

Someday, He'll be born again!

I don't care if it rains or freezes

Long as I got my plastic Jesus

Riding on the dashboard of my car

He's the dude with the rusty nails

Walks on water, don't need no sails

Riding on the dashboard of me car

I don't care if the night is scary

As long as I got the virgin Mary

Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

She don't slip and she don't slide

'Cause her ass is magnetized

Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

you'll be sorely missed Paul.