With an avatar like this, I would be lax in my duties if I did not put this classic up. Happy early Turkey Day everyone, beware of Officer Obie and remember to wait until afer Thanksgiving to dump your garbage. This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the restaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice's Restaurant. You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant Walk right in it's around the back Just a half a mi