Atticus

they haven't been selected yet.

I am because skygod made me.

my ballot yesterday did not list political party affiliation.

People beat things with one hand every day.

I'm highy concerned that teens are more interested in video games than masturbating.

I'm glad you figured this out on your own.

vibes

Christ, now the gap is closing. Come on, lefties!

20 "members" have cast votes

we were all sad when this passed.

I am thankful that I sleep on the side of the bed which garnered the most votes, thereby further proving how normal I am.

"angry pee shiver"

I have an excellent wife

I have recently learned that I am getting one of those for Christmas. Very excited to play it.

I've benched it for now. I figure if I want it in there I'll just patch it in before the pedal board. A battery lasts forever in that thing so I don't need to power it on the board. I'm removing the flanger, the rotovibe and the prunes and custard. Going to try and remove some signal loss and make a few pedals easier to access. Also replacing the dyna comp with a wampler ego compression. Going to have to recut a few patch cables...

Nice!

Think I'm going to get a wampler ego compressor

how does one pronounce "Ciancia"?

If Jimi were 19 years old today he'd have a fucking motherboard. That guy was obsessed with sound.

boobs, not war. is what I believe in.

what's a rim shot?

Does it still happen if you fake your orgasm? (And please keep your answer family-friendly)

I didn't even know President Obama was from Kenya

you're a righty then.

I don't know how I would do that. Are you saying I should just go to the cupcake store and then tell them to send the bill to you via personal message at via chicago? I don't think they'll go for that.