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    Favorite single lyric of all-time. Yeah, that's right... only one!

    in Someone Else's Song

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    Some static started in the pool hall

    In a motherfucker's face with the cue ball

     

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    Then I met this girl she tried to gank me

    So I smacked her in the pocket with M.C. Plank Bee

     

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    Me and my crew out breaking windows

    The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those

     

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    Possession is half the law

    I had my routines before all y'all

     

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    Your whole life is coming apart at the seams

    You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines

     

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    I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie

    Right now I wish I had another hash brownie

     

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    Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass

    Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass

     

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    You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat

    See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that

     

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    I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it

    I don't buy cheeba I grow it

     

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    People always trying to get next to me

    I had a beautiful experience on Ecstasy

     

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    Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer

    Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser

     

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    Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush

    Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush

     

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    You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror

    My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her

     

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    You can't deny me you always want to try me

    You're just gonna get your ass kicked

     

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    Homeboy throw in the towel

    Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell

     

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    The Godfather of Soul is in the belly of the beast

    For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast

     

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    Sometimes you've got to let someone trip on their own shoelace before you tell them to tie their shoe

     

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    All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters

    Sitting in the White House pulling their peters

     

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    Buy me cheeba from the cop down the street

    The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat

     

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    Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'

    Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'

     

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    Space cake cookies I discover who I am

    I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man

     

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    Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains

    Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants

     

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    My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think

    So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink

     

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    So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning

    I feel like it is always the beginning

    Of another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rock

    You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped

    Wilco and atheism

    in Just A Fan

    Posted

    I fixed it with my secret mod super powers.

     

     

    not before i read it and of course, have not seen the movie yet so i ran in the bathroom at work, downed some tequila and did a bunch of one hits in the hopes that i forget this morning.

     

    i'll let you know tomorrow if my plan worked.

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