plasticeyeball

Happy Birthday !!

Happy Birthday!!!!

Hope you've had a great day

When it comes to horses, it doesn't matter. Just give me 16 hands between my legs, and I'm a happy girl.

now i feel inadequate what with only having 2 hands and all.

do you mean a stable hand or a stable hand?

oh my. i don't know about that.

i have no idea what that means. i think pancakes just meant the other dude was wrong.

Happy Belated Birthday Kevin!!!

:birthday

after you wish Kevin a happy birthday and give Sir Stewart feedback on his novel and give kimcatch a bloody nose for making fun of the most awesome boy in the world?

your right. i am falling behind in my responsibilities.

edit: one down. hehe

you mean the mailbox that I ran over about 30 minutes ago...

just start a baby registry at home depot and i'll get you a new one. christ.

dude, you lost your dog on the way to the mailbox. do you really think anybody's gonna buy you a pony after that?

And plastic: I watched that Alvin deal too last week on pay per view. Not by preference, of course.

at least you only saw it once. one of those little fuckers i live with bought it and now it's on everyday! my answer to the last movie i saw question is going to be the same for a month no matter what day i answer it!

alvin and the chipmunks.

really.

I'd give someone a bloody nose if they showed up bedside in Spongebob gear, too. Terrifying.

i would bloody your nose so much if you were here right now or something.

and second of all, they're pajamas. he just happens to be wearing his winter hat and gloves with them. (and spongebob boxers by the way)

You could booby-trap your bedroom door and make her terrified to sneak into your room....

my cute little boy (pictured below) came in our room to my side of the bed and started poking the back of my leg to see if it was okay for him to get in. I was groggy and thought he was the dog so i inadvertently backhanded him and gave him a bloody nose.

nice dad huh.

he sleeps like the minute hand of a clock though. he rotates constantly all night long. and he kicks in his sleep. and backwards headbutts. now, looking back, he deseved that bloody nose.

Good to hear!

 

All this talk reminds me that we need to buy a regular bed for our daughter to clear the way for Jules Jr. Should be an interesting transition from crib to bed. Any tips?

duct tape

I am sorry I missed your birthday.

Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got you a cake covered in ponies!

it's about time.

Happy 30th Oman!!

:party

Except it's not called "Sweet Melissa."

if i could only reach your balls i would give them a good kick with one of my steel toe boots.

Jane Says- Jane's Addiction

Little Martha- ABB

Althea- GD

Visions of Johanna- Dylan

Melissa- ABB see isadorah's above

Ramona- Dylan

Beth-Kiss

am i going to have to do this all day?

please don't make me refer you to the first post, 2nd from the bottom

edit: for the record. harry's edit happened while i posted this so in the same spirit i too am leaving this here.

Brandy by whoever that was that sang Brandy

Ada The National

if they aren't going to offer a jewish version or muslim version or rasta version then they shouldn't offer any religious version of vanity plates.

like you'd really ever give a pony away if you got your hands on one.