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You two are doing it?

Bye.

I'm going to listen to it right now. I tried a few days ago, but halfway through the first track I decided to listen to "Electric" again.

For the record, I think I'm above you. Which isn't meant as a dig at you...it's just that I'm really, really awesome.

1. Intolerance. 2. People who are different than me.

I now have Bad Religion's "God Song" stuck in my head. Earlier it was Screeching Weasel's "The Science of Myth". True story.

Btw, did you guys all notice how M. Chris used her superpowers to get the last word in on that other thread? It was pretty awesome.

I find the concept of religious missionaries going out into the world to enlighten the ignorant masses to be offensive.

Not to put words in her mouth, but I'm pretty sure my wife would agree with all of that. I need Johnny Lackey to photoshop like a thousand of me's onto the opening shot of Gilligan's Island.

Wakefield is going to pitch one for the ages tonight. Or for the aged. Something is gonna happen.

Those are arbitrary titles placed upon humans by humans. You and me are related at the atomic level. And maybe like distant cousins or something.

Ok, I understand...Dr. Jones.

This post confirms my long-held belief that you are actually Indiana Jones.

I actually told some Morman missionaries that I was "not interested in going to Heaven" the other day as I shut the door in their faces. In my defense, baseball was on and I think we were also getting dinner ready. I also once almost got into a fight with a hare krishna recruiter type in the Tyson's Corner Tower Records parking lot, circa 1992.

At Guitar Center yesterday, some hippie-type dude was standing in front of the wall with all the bags of picks trying to find the right color picks for him. He repeatedly told the guy behind the counter that the size and weight of the picks were relatively unimportant, as was the brand, but the color was of the utmost importance because color has a profound impact on the soul. Or something. And as I'm trying to talk to the GC guy about buying a tuner, hippie guy keeps interrupting saying that he can't find a color that feels right and that he's having a "spiritual crisis". I'm not sure wha

I'll bet Science is going to want a word with you when he hears that you're trying to get in the pants of a lower primate (no offense intended here, 'Los).

How about I make it easy for you. I'll PayPal you the $100 so you can take the bus down here to try to kick my ass. How does that sound? I can't wait to post the pictures of you on your way to the ER.

I haven't read the whole thing...but I don't think there's been an offer made to pay someone's bus fare to town to get an asswhoopin'.

I can't possibly research the entire posting history of Mr. Nickerson to look for instances where I think he's condescending towards people who are in some way different than he is, but the above quote was easy for me to remember, because it was at the beginning of the Jetta/Nazi thread. Which was awesome. I've had it printed and laminated for easy reference... P.S. Lest anyone accuse me of being a hypocrite, I think I'm better than everyone.