Paula Deen

i like the part where you admit to having a NAMBLA-esque relationship w/ rush limbaugh's second cousin's dad in the basement. that's classic. are your feelings hurt over something, dear? let's talk about it. come here and nestle into my bosom. paula is going to make you a raspberry torte.

really?? I don't. OH HAPPY DAY! thank you, thank you, thank you.

that was just the opener, i only posted that portion for it's relevance to the price is right thread. the funniest parts didn't have a mention to the price is right and i didn't want to get in trouble for being off topic. i know that's a major no-no

thank you, kind sir. thank you. has anyone watched episode number two yet? please count the times you laugh. if it's plus 6 times, then can we at least say that it's kinda funny, sometimes, in certain spots?

that was indeed a close one. i was nearly banished to what's his names messageboard located at http://www.jay-bennett.com/. cause we all know that's where the disregarded go.

you're right. i'm not going to think it's funny anymore either then. you have all convinced me. i'm soooo sorry to have forsaken thee precious VC. i know how unlikely it is that an opinion might differ here. i haven't had much sleep lately. and i'm sure i'm not making a sound judgement on what we, VC, thinks is funny. I'm going to work harder on aligning my opinions with yours. In the meantime, just forgive me.

nooooooooooo, it's goooooooooooooooooooooooood. i promise, i laughed pretty hard last night.

how have you connected the two? i was responding to a statement that said it MIGHT be funny if the president wasn't actively killing people, as if to say that if you ARE watching it then you MIGHT support those kind of acts. you all just wait.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Im9LvIZ_mU

what? it's not a plug for bush. it's a cartoon making fun of his incompetence. i admit, the first episode wasn't as funny as the second...so if you haven't watched the second then i'm not listening to you.

ROAR. you and me both, sister.

Pretty damn funny. We are just catching up on what we missed while out of town, This episode was much better than the first. If this has already been started, forgive me. I did a search and didn't find anything.

and then burt was posting n00dz of himself. things got pretty.darn.hairy in here for a while.

paula deen loves pat sansone and homemade warm apple cider w/ a cinnamon stick. woooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. why, if i was 50 years younger, i'd be all over that.

or you could just get a boombox with a cd. cheap AND easy. and you won't have to worry with people looking at tweedy and not you. or you could get a poster of tweedy and put the boombox behind it and sit everyone really far away. have him behind a tree jonathan richman like, with just a guitar.

suhweet. congrats. beats the hell out of meeting on, say, Jay Bennett's messageboard.

ok, i just saw the SBS commercial w/ the red bug. pretty sweet except for he was checking out little girls in traffic and waving to them, then, just when you think the guy is just a pedophile, suddenly and out of nowhere, it addresses transgender issues in america. cause he went in as a dude and he came out a lady in a tennis skirt. i don't know what the hell is going on anymore. why would wilco stand for this? they are not who i thought they were. i'm so disappointed.

first off, congrats may i ask, did you two meet on the boards? are marriages between VCers common, or is this the first? I used to post in a Gulf Coast Music Scene board (local bands, venues for the area) and there were like three or four marriages that spawned from that board. maybe jeff tweedy will read this and show up... and if he does, you could sell tickets and solve this problem AND the money problem. otherwise, you might have to hogtie him as previously suggested.

This is what this thread looks like: Det. Thorn: I know, Sol, you've told me a hundred times before. People were better, the world was better... Sol: Ah, people were always lousy. But there was a world, once. Det. Thorn: [chuckles] Sol: I was there, I can prove it! When I was a kid, you could buy meat anywhere! Eggs they had, real butter! Not this... crap! And Now, Wilco on VW Commercials. Lousy, I tell you. Lousy! (shakes fist in air for dramatic effect)

i can see you there watching the videos. mtv.com = mtv, just so you know.

shucks, this just made me cry. i'm sorry about your loss.

i hate to let the whole board down, but i forgot to try the peanuts in the diet coke thing. i'm going to try it today. i hope it doesn't hurt my unborn baby. i think i'm going to call my doctor first and ask. ok, bye.

and is ogie oglethorp from Fort Oglethorp per chance?

gawd. i was hoping he would be busy kicking skreechs ass for verbal crimes against Da Brat and Cledus Judd.