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It's also worth noting that my fraternity brother, Buddha Three Hot Dogs, and I went through a case of Schaeffer Light and an entire hitter box only to figure out she was saying 'tin roof...rusted'.

Aside from starring as Jim Rockford in the movie version of the Rockford Files, it's also my dream to perform 'Candy' with Kate where I do the Iggy parts and she does her parts...both of us, totally nude.

Pee, are you really going to marry that greasy bohunk?

My vision of heaven would be Kate Pierson circa-1989 seranading me w/ 'Girl from Ipanema Goes to Greenland' totally nude, while i'm fed McRib sandwiches by Uschi Digart and a pre-breast reduction Solei Moon Frye and Ryan Dempster slugs AJ Piersynski over and over and over and over in a continuous loop for the rest of eternity (except every day at 3PM, where we all do the Twist, Mashed Potato and Alligator).

Not at all. I'd watch that clip 100 times in a row over Greendale.

I fucking love the McRib. I usually buy one to eat and one to lovingly rub against my chest and midsection.

NO MORE BUSH!!!

I hear you, but sometimes I just want to go to the local 100 theatre multiplex, snort some sno-caps, mainline a giant Icee and be nothing but entertained by swordfights, explosions and pirate chicks in corsets and/or eyepatches. I'm not always looking for Dr. Zhivago. Sometimes I want prime rib and sometimes I want a Big Mac. Both sides of me co-exist pretty well. We rented the first one on whim, mostly because I was saying the same thing: 'It's a freaking theme park ride, how can this be any good?' and then I ended up being completely entertained.

'Fresh, hot, newly-sucked from the living artery.'

I make fun, but i'd be lying if the comic book convention coming here to Chicago in August doesn't look awesome for reasons even outside of chicks dressed up as Vampirella.

OH MY GOD, THIS LOOKS FANTASTIC!

C'mon, you throw on a cape, buy a few drinks, share a few laughs over double-entendres like 'lightsaber' and 'riding a ton ton' and then take a few off them back to the room to show them your 'vulcan nerve pinch'.

every once in a while, a thread pops up in this section worthy of it's own message board. this, is one ofthose threads.

Oh c'mon, how could you not get laid at one of these things!?

I concur.

Hell, i'll see you at DragonCon 2006.

...but the females in said ratio, are probably into some freaky stuff and ready to go. Of course, I have no idea if that's really the case, but I submit these photos from the 1998 'DragonCon' in Atlanta, GA: You make the call.

Dude, you should head out to one of those sci-fi/role-playing/comic book conventions and see what's up. I'm sure you could pull some incrediblely strange ass at those things...girls into stormptrooper masks or spock ears and stuff. 'Hey Princess' you wanna' hop in the tie-fighter and come back to my room to see my Darth Revan?' may just be the perfect pick up line.

'Rock Lobster', while a fine song, is played out. However, the shaving thing sounds great. I envision holding an online auction where the winner gets a living room concert for them and 20 friends, that culminates w/ either the band shaving the audience or the audience shaving the band. The proceeds will go to organizations against Bush, Anne Coulter and Hitler.

I don't know what qualifies as 'high expectations', but if it's as fun as the first (and the theme park ride)...it's done it's job for me. Plus, to say it's 'based' on the ride is a misnomer...it's alike in only that they both have pirates and the same name.

Carlos is alive and judging from his sense of humor, seems to be doing a-ok.

Kinky, but wouldn't that hurt unless they're already pierced?! We could soooo play your wedding...

Words to live by and my new sig, thank you.

Noted, but there will be no pins (pledge or otherwise) on our uniforms.

Should this band ever become reality, there are two spots reserved on the roster for both yourself and Carlos Von Carlos. Even if you don't play an instrument, you can skank on stage like the guy from the Bosstones, play moroccas like Bez from the Happy Mondays or bring a mirror on stage for me to primp mid-show like Jerome from the Time. If that doesn't work, you can pick girls out of the audience for the band to play Twister w/ at the afterparty and Spelling Bee.