Dude

This guy is a comedian and Bruce Willis is a blues singer.

This be you on IMDB, no?

Sandy: Tell me about it stud! Danny: I got chills. They're multiplyin'. And I'm losin' control. 'Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'! Sandy: You better shape up, 'cause I need a man and my heart is set on you. You better shape up; you better understand to my heart I must be true. Both: Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do. Both: You're the one that I want. (you are the one i want), o,o, oo, honey. The one that I want. (you are the one i want want), o,o,oo, honey. The one that I want (you are the one i want want), o,o, ooooo The one I need. Oh, yes indeed. Sandy: If

you're a riot.

Ah, more hate. I'm about this close to quitting the board. This = the distance between my index finger and my thumb.

I suggest you keep your politics to yourself. Your comment was political in nature, wasn't it?

Any serious arguments going down today? If not, can I start one?

Only thing is, his friend wasn't back yet. He was to return in a few days and whatdisay was asking for "not-be-killed-in-iraq" prayers / vibes for that duration. Given the real risks many do actually suffer over in Iraq, my question was a legitimate one. Did I hope his friend make it back in one piece? Of course. Was I going to lose any sleep over the sheer dangers his friend would experience over the course of a couple of days from the time of the posting and him getting on the plane for the States? Not in the least.

I dunno who told him that, because I certainly didn't. The only thing I did do was ask him what the mortality rates were for doctors in Iraq - partially out of curiosity. Guess he either didn't know the answer or disliked having to ponder such things, as his friend was clearly in as much or even more mortal danger as someone getting in a car and driving on a highway. But apparently that was a Horrible, Awful, Evil question to ask, and I'm going to burn in a personalized Hell and suffer a fate that I personally most fear and loathe - in other words, be forced to read El F's posts for all of e

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Why consult IMDB when you have a resident genius with an alias of "Dude" at your beck and call?

Zellmer's Dinner Theater. Clearly the most important entertainment venue in the midwest outside of Big Al's.

I was talking about my grammer. You know - my mommy's mommy.

'Cause these things are important, like grammer and stuff.

Years ago my brother was the musical director at a dinner theater down there. Great entertainment for the 75+ and older crowd. A girl in his cast made sexxy-sexx with Greg "Barry Williams" Brady.

It's SNOW MISER, coddammit.

Does his "wand" have extra special powers?

For a bloated rock star, what else is there to do in Peoria besides f*ck 16-year-old girls?

"lawyer with benefits"

Regardless of whether the demand is there or whether there are enough LPs to make it sound good, Okonokos is hitting stores as a 4 LP boxed set.

That's the original.

And the winner is...

Cool. I'll have my lawyer contact your law-... I mean, contact you.