Dude

They should make the U2 iPod with the red clickwheel retroactively (red). Maybe they'll sell some then.

ohmyFREAKINGgod http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9...mp;q=face+plant

You can waste countless hours staring at an animated gif or you can watch the real deal here.

I'm quitting when I reach 6969 - only 300 posts to go.

The God I believe in isn't short of cash, mister.

I think the ego stroking, masturbatory / self-congratulatory banter about good causes and head inflation that will occur when Bono and Oprah get in the room together will cause televisions around the country to explode.

Better befriend someone with unfettered access to the internet.

some bricks now baby let's build a home some bricks now baby let's build a home C'mon alright C'mon I'm getting lazy throw me a bone I'm getting lazy throw me a bone C'mon alright C'mon Aw some bricks now baby let's build a home some bricks now baby let's build a home C'mon alright C'mon

Hey little apple blossom what seems to be the problem all the ones you tell your troubles to they Don't really care for you Come and tell me what you're thinking cause just when the boat is sinking a little light is blinking and i will come and rescue you Lots of girls walk around in tears but thats not for you you've been looking all around for years for someone to tell your troubles to Come and sit with me and talk awhile let me see your pretty little smile put your troubles in a little pile and i will sort them out for you I'll fall in love with you I think I'll marry you

My condolences to you and your family, Jeff. May you find peace and serenity this holiday season.

After golfing 18 holes, fishing on Lake Geneva and eating ribeye steaks at a company outing a few weeks ago, I'm now being forced to do this in a few weeks: http://www.chicagoindoorracing.com/trackone.asp

You sing Jackson 5 songs to your kids?

Happy Birthday sweetie. I completely forgot this message board existed today. This weekend there will be plenty of and and and other stuff............................ Love you sweetheart.

This is a little like getting one's johnson cut off.

The man loves details. What on God's green earth is wrong with that?

yeah, wtf.... he shoulda at least offered to send a limo to pick the kid up. Say what you will about Michael Jackson, but that guy clearly knows how to treat a lady -- I mean, 16-year-old boy.

"I have no problem with adult pornography. People are entitled to read it, watch it, see it in their homes or in public accommodations. Where I have to draw the line is using children for the excitement of those more mature people who should know the difference and know better."

Was that the one where the clayanimated celebrities killed eachother?

I hate the fucking Eagles, man.