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Aww. Vibes your way.

Yeah. Miami really shit the bed in the 1985 AFC championship game.

Where might that be?

Gratitude and fond birthday wishes!

The winner of the gerbil lottery gets to live at Chuck Norris' house.

I meant gay in the "excessively creative/trying too hard sense" not the "has sex with people the same sex he or she is sense." What Chuck, or the makers of the lists, do behind closed doors is entirely their own affair.

That could be because baseball is harder to play in urban areas. There doesn't really seem to be a lack of good baseball players, though. And Bob Gibson could beat the living shit out of Norris. No disrespect toward Chuck, but those gay list things have overinflated the perception of his toughness.

Bruce Lee v. Bob Gibson would be an awesome kung fu battle.

He had some pretty decent years even after they lowered the mound. He was also a commentator for the St. Louis ABA team and briefly played for the Harlem Globetrotters. He could kill a man by sheer will alone. In short, he may have been the greatest human ever.

I don't know about that. In terms of salary, career length and not being a total physical wreck after your career is over, baseball is still the best bet.

"I Am the Walrus" "Something" "Let It Be" "Get Back" "In My Life"

The first three are close enough to our age to figure they would have been good, even with bandbox parks and steroids. The other three - harder to say.

Supply and demand, dude.

Man. Mr. Page ripped it the f up on "Dazed and Confused."

Age of consent in Louisiana is apparently 17.

I used to keep them wrapped around my windshield wipers.

I think he knows he's white.

Me? It'd be all right with me if they went on tour. I might even go.

I don't think Zep "raped" their legacy, like the Police did. (By all accounts, their shows sucked.) I think LZ sounded damn good and certainly did not embarrass themselves in any way.

They have polar bears at the Albuquerque Zoo. "Boy, are you guys in the wrong place," I said to one of them.

To be precise, a demon possessing Leland, who then went on to possess [spoiler redacted]!

It was a Herbie the Love Bug one, I think. The Peckinpah made quite an impression on my pajama-clad, back-of-the-station-wagon self.

Kinda like drive-in double bills where there's a kids' movie first, then The Wild Bunch.

B-52's put on a good live show. Maybe he should jump ship to them.