bjorn_skurj

I think the oatian nature of Cheerios has something to do with its efficacy. (BTW, the WGPs are OTW.)

I can't confirm that raisin bran has the same cholesterol-scrubbing properties as Cheerios.

Just eat some Cheerios sometime within the next 24 hours and everything will be fine.

What's their best studio release?

"Mon autre langue est le francais."

Dry ice would help too.

A large company that operates nuclear power plants is mad at me.

Sounds like a treatment for Death Wish VI.

Grand Central is much nicer than Penn Station. You'll be OK. Heavy police presence. It's not Escape From New York New York anymore.

What a nice cop.

The last ticket I got was in 1999. 70 in a 55; it was about two weeks after I got my Mitsubishi. Trooper had me dead to rights - $100. Be careful out there. You're at a very vulnerable time in your driving career.

Age: 38 and three-quarters Gig: managing editor, Mid-Hudson Post Pioneer Tats: the word "aum" in Sanskrit on left forearm; line design of Tree of Gondor on right upper arm. Scars: On on right eyebrow, after running my head into some concrete at age 12 at a Boy Scout roast beef dinner. Wilco had been on my scope since '95 or so. I had bought Mermaid Ave. and enjoyed it, but wasn't really inspired to get into them more. (I was listening to a lot of Britpop back then - I was the first kid on the block to be in to Coldplay) I bought YHF in September 2001 as more of an act to support their anti-c

I want to see this. It's coming to Upstate soon.

Aaaah!

I seem to have a vague recollection of feeling as a student that ANYTHING was preferable to listening to 90 percent of the teachers I had.

Barf. Uncalled for.

For my money, it's The Shining.

Dude, I had a dream last night that your name showed up on a World War II memorial plaque.

have a good one!

Wooo!

Wasn't like that at my house. If you cut the cheese in range of my mom, she would shoot lasers from her eyes at you.

Miss Manners wrote once that farts "do not exist socially." So the correct response when someone lets one rip is to ignore it completely.

Some people have a hard time dealing with the fact that humans are animals and mammals and as such, perform natural functions.

They just need to play the Mets more often! Seriously, they'll be a good team soon. Patience.