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I'm kind of waiting on the marriage thing myself - "Is this the line to lose half your shit? Awesome!" - but happy anniversary to all those who have decided to take the plunge.

I'll get cracking on the treatment. Since Dante's Inferno is in the public domain, we can borrow heavily from that.

Thanks. My agent never calls me back, though. (Which may be because he's imaginary.)

Golden Smog is on the XM RIGHT NOW!!!!

Turn and run! Nothing can stop them, Around every river and canal their power is growing. Stamp them out! We must destroy them, They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odour. They are invincible, They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering. Long ago in the russian hills, A victorian explorer found the regal hogweed by a marsh, He captured it and brought it home. Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge. Royal beast did not forget. He came home to london, And made a present of the hogweed to the royal gardens at kew. Waste no time! They are approaching. Hurry now, we

It's a great record. Buy it and play it on your next trip up to the Catskills.

That's because we know, from birth, one cardinal truth - chicks dig scars.

I heart David Wright.

I think a good sequel to Passion would be Jesus going in to Hell and battling Satan. The climax would be a fight between the two in the Thunderdome. Tina Turner could play Hecate.

There used to be these funny greeting cards which had old family pictures on the front and highly pithy comments inside. I sent my sister one that had a picture of a baby playing with a telephone. The caption: "I get one lousy tooth, and the bitch switches me to formula."

I consider Anderson Cooper a homie as his mom grew up across the street from where I grew up.

Not much alcohol content in that, yo.

Check this out. Highly educational. http://www.beer100.com/beercalories.htm

Me too. You should bust out my sister's "We come from a family of lawyers" speech. Gets results every time! (Not true, by the way. My sister's ex-husband's sister is a lawyer, but that's about it.)

I always thought it was odd that people from NYC would send their kids away for the summer. Then I spent a week in NYC during the summer. I understand now.

Boobies with implants in them feel all wrong.

I would love a copy of the Via Chicago home game.

Argh. Some scabs shouldn't be picked. If anybody needs me, I'll be with the bourbon.

Dontrelle has a legitimate beef with that ump.

1. Betcha a nickel the Yankees claim him. 2. I was about to write "great pitchers duel tonight between Dontrelle and Pedro," but Jacbos just crushed one.

Cherries. Dark, sweet cherries.

'k. Never done it reverse cowgirl. (Never done it with a porn star either.) When I was in New Mexico, I saw a bumper sticker that read: "Cowgirl foreplay: Get the hell in the truck."

Thanks. I think I will post whatever the hell I want.

In episode 2019, Windom Earle enjoys a private revelry. His soliloquy tells an interesting tale: "Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness, called the White Lodge. Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing spirits. The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air. And when it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a desire to live life in truth and beauty. "Generally speaking, a ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell. Engorged with the whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools, young and old, compelled to do