bjorn_skurj

The first time I had it done was a non-issue. A weirdo old surgeon who reminded me of someone out of Naked Lunch gave me novocaine and was done in minutes. The next time, a nice Chinese lady, after explaining that I might die if I moved my head AT ALL during the procedure, stuck a big needle in my neck. It was only as the needle was going in that I remembered about the novocaine. It was unpleasant, but not excruciating, and sore for about a week afterwards. And it turned out that all it was was additional bonus thyroid.

Vibes and three words, from someone who has had two of these - Ask. For. Novocaine.

Ren: Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button? [Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away] Ren: Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool! Stimpy: So what'll happen? Ren: That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?

Me too. I didn't hear anything off their last album that appealed to me in the least.

I listened to a meh copy of the stream of SBS a lot, and honestly, it kind of denigrated the experience when the album finally came out, so I think I am going to wait until I can buy the CD.

How does this work?

In my church, embracing the rapture will involve the following invocation: Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind Flash is fast, Flash is cool Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do And you don't stop, sure shot Go out to the parking lot And you get in your car and you drive real far And you drive all night and then you see a light And it comes right down and lands on the ground And out comes a man from Mars And you try to run but he's got a gun And he shoots you dead and he eats your head And then you're in the man from Mars You go out at night, eat

At this point, I wonder if the conspiracy theorists are not largely (or entirely) the product of COINTELPRO.

Those motherfuckers, rippin' off my thread like that.

You are probably overestimating your attractiveness to serial killers.

What is that, Fiery Furnaces, Mung Dynasty and the Zombiedroids?

We should form our own church. The one thing that keeps me away from church (I come from a long line of Catholics, but for reasons never fully explained, I was baptized and went to Sunday School at an Episcopalian church and I consider that to be my religion) is the hymns. (Well, that and they tend to have church like before noon on Sundays and that is generally not an awake time for me.) I am sensitive musically - a whole bunch of white people singing off-key songs written 200 years ago accompanied by bad organing is just unbearable. So our church should play Bob Marley, U2, Beatles and Wilco

1. Our love truly is all of God's money. 2. "On and On and On" would make a great hymn.

QFT

You could probably get away with just knocking over a liquor store for ticket money. A lot less prison time.

Don't forget to cut off your balls. The spacesuits don't fit properly otherwise.

Lord, I am sooo tired! How long can this go on?

Then we will get on the giant spacehips and zoom off to a world that doesn't subscribe to Equifax!

Why is NASA not working on warp drive or, failing that, giant starships that can sustain a a small breeding population for the centuries it would take them to reach other habitable worlds? WHERE IS THE LONG-TERM VISION?!?!?!?

If I were him, I would just stick with the Fraktur "Wilco," or get TWO kick drums and put the "Wilco" on one and a close-up of the camel's face on the other.

Nice.

Link is potentially NSFW, if your boss is like what this enterprising young man painted! http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat...000/7961224.stm