JUDE

Don't even make me recount the story of how some friends and I once tried to out drink a automatic-motorized can crusher ala John Henry Vs. The Steamshovel.

Seriously, even though I am in my 30's, I am still usually able to ingest vulgar quantities of spicy food's with no I'll effects. Those hot-wings caught me completely unawares this morning at about 9:27 am.

Sacrificing better than 20 extra-extra-hot wings to the gods of my stomach and chasing them with some tasty domestic beer(s) will result in a burning O-ring of fire, in my ass. I didn't know that until this morning.

1. Velveeta 2. White American 3. American 4. Parmesan 5. Mozzarella

I think that car(in the invitation) is supposed to be a Duesenberg, case you were wondering.

I wonder if you can get that as a cell phone ringtone? That'd be kinda cool, I bet none of the hip kids now a days have that. Did you change the ring to PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PUSSYCAT?

The pictures are so small it looks like wingdings or whatever.

Do you think when Taime Downe uses the fax he changes the ring to PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PUSSYCAT?

I'm multi-tasking. ogling and posting at the same time. I'm good like that.

There I fixed it, sorry. Don't you have some personal calls you should be worring about?

Syd died.

Um, it's "...left turn at Albuquerque".

NOPI chick bump.

Don't use any bodily fluids, DNA tracing. I'd make your boss an LSD Blizzard, and enjoy the show.

1. Shogun 2. Tai-Pan 3. Gai-Jin 4. King Rat 5. Noble House

If you would have been up front by me, you would have had the full effect.

1. Porn W/Hot Asian Chicks 2. Camel Lights 3. Porn W/Hot Blonde Chicks 4. Summer Days 5. My Dog.

Did you actually take the time to photoshop your face onto Garth for this post?

My alias and I voted.

I'll finish up my "Fuck Lars, all my Metallica is on cassette W/Dolby NR" compliation and do a YSI thingy. I'll make sure you get a link.

I just down loaded most of Master of Puppets and Ride the Lightning, fuck Lars. "Creeping Death" biches.

If you combined those sunglasses and Zebra cloak thingy Ted was wearing with a headband from the dude in the Revolution, you could take over most 3rd world nations with just the coolness that you would radiate.

I was listening to a CSNY thing on the radio and they were talking about how Kent State happened, Neil heard about it on the news and wrote Ohio that same evening, he then flew to LA the next day where CSNY recorded it that same day. It was released within two weeks of the event.

Wasn't Derek St. Holmes really one of the reasons Nuge had all of his 70's hits?