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JUDE

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  1. I wanted the original black on yellow (Bruce Lee) versions but they are extremely hard to find, unless you have bound feet or are part sasquatch.
  2. Men of his girth don't stand much period.
  3. I tell you what, someone mentions Mick Jagger and all I can think of is Freejack.
  4. This Video>That's great. Now, i'm watching this video.
  5. I may do an album of songs about Scarlett Johansson's breasts, I'll have to start smoking 7 packs a day to sound like Tom Waits.
  6. You don't work for Air America do you?
  7. Who's afraid of the sun? Who'd question the goodness of the mighty? We who banish the threat, When your little ones all go nighty-nighty. Well, there's no time for doubt right now and less time to explain. So get back on your horses, kiss my ring, join our next campaign. And the empire grows with the news that we're winning. With more fear to conquer and more gold thread for spinning. Bright as the sun, shining on everyone. Some would say that we forced our words and we find that ingenuously churlish. Words are just words. Don't be so pessimistic, weak and girlish. We like strong, happ
  8. I'm OK. Doughnut Friday! I opted for the chocolate with the peanut powder topping vs. the chocolate with the peanut chunks. Some scallywag took the custard filled Bismarck. Bastardo!
  9. gershon can go stick his dick in a light socket.
  10. In other news, I'm fuckin-hungry. Straight up.
  11. Wrong! This guy's wife should be told, and I'd even go so far as to take out a half page ad in the local penny shopper paper saying "Mr. soandso is a giant horn dog and a prescription pain pill junkie'.
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