JUDE

The Greatest Song of the Greatest Decade: She was black as the night Louie was whiter than white Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar Louie fell in love overnight Nothing bad, it was good Louie had the best girl he could When he took her home To meet his mama and papa Louie knew just where he stood Louie Louie Louie, Louie Louie Louie Lou-I Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie you're gonna cry There he stood in the night Knowing what's wrong from what's right He took her home to meet his mama and papa Man, he had a terrible fright Louie nearly caused a scene Wishin' it was a dream Ain'

Other than the whole self-righteous, reformed booby posting, this is how the board should be run bit, your Freeze/snow Miser-Bill Clinton bit is the best thing going this week by far.

Yep, should have.

An animated Bethanydear?

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Caliber66 "holistic detective" has a nice ring to it.

I was thinking more on the lines of Hercule Poirot, but I've used that one before.

Nice work Sgt. Friday.

Keep it up, I'm just itching to fire off a few of these bad boy's.

Careful, I hear Bacon has a thing about checking out asses, which could be construed as sexual harassment.

The Freeze Miser reference > all the other vitriolic bullshit in this thread.

If this is in response to my Hardee's Family Resturaunt story, I swear on all that is holy that was a true story. Their was no micturation in the dining area, but if I remember correctly their was some vomiting on my shoes outside of the local bowling alley/ video game parlor while singing an ode to Jack Daniels. Good Times.

OK, once again I stand corrected. Of course I think of Working at the Car Wash Blues as more of a "fun" song, ala Alice's Restaurant

Revolution Blues > Than any other song title containing the words Revolition or Blues

That ought to work good for edging and weed removal.

Morning Ction. You wouldn't happen to have any good live recordings of Jim Croce would you?

Well darlin' I didn't mean it that way.

So much for me bangin' you. You know my stance on the fatties.

My Ipod started messing up, I'm thinking about grabbing bobbob and going to the Apple store to protest. We'll burn pictures of Steve Jobs and chant.

Um, OK.

That's why I was getting the ghey vibe from him.