JUDE

OMG Me Too!!!!

I did notice a lack of sock-gloves.

I don't think your listening right, you should try harder.

I'm just gonna stay out of the 9-11 thread. It's gonna be a bad scene.

Awesomness!! The little tike looks pretty excited. In other news, I had between 6 and 9 Twinkies this weekend, I lost count when my blood sugar went off the charts.

Pics?

It should have been included as a hidden track. Just to throw a big FU at convention.

So, I guess thats a negatory on the shirt huh.

Sir S, What are the chances of you creating a line of Yusuf Islam "An Other Cup: Jihad USA 06'-07'" Tour Tee's? You could put the monkey wearing a turban on them. I think that would totally rock.

Sir S, What are the chances of you creating a line of Yusuf Islam "An Other Cup: Jihad USA 06'-07'" Tour Tee's? You could put the monkey wearing a turban on them. I think that would totally rock. "duh"

It would probably be better if Paris had any concept of what $450K is to the average person. To her, money is probably so abstract that impounding her Mercedes is like having my Kia Sophia locked up.

Bummer, those "An Other Cup: Jihad USA 06'-07' " tour shirts would have been pretty awesome.

Cat Power > Cat Stevens

You can both ride that old Peace-train into obscurity.

This ought to be a barn burner.

If I was Jack Nicholson, I'd totally be "tapping that ass".

Whats the over/under on her mug shot showing up on the internets?

The odds asking which celebrity will be the first to be arrested and charged with a DUI are as follows: Lindsay Lohan 1 to 2 Tara Reid 1 to 1 Paris Hilton 2 to 1 David Hasselhoff 3 to 1 Frankie Muniz 4 to 1 Shannon Doherty 5 to 1 Tommy Lee 6 to 1 Jenna Bush 7 to 1 Mary Kate Olsen 8 to 1 Nicole Richie 8 to 1 Andy Dick 10 to 1 Jack Nicholson 12 to 1 Vince Vaughn 14 to 1 Nicholas Cage 16 to 1 Colin Farrell 18 to 1 Nick Nolte 20 to 1 Mel Gibson 21 to 1 Whitney Houston 22 to 1 Robert Downey Jr. 23 to 1 Kid Rock 24 to 1 Pamela Anderson 25 to 1 Ashley Olse

You move fast.

Someone and someone were down by the pond Looking for something to plant in the lawn. Out in the fields they were turning the soil I'm sitting here hoping this water will boil When I look through the windows and out on the road They're bringing me presents and saying hello. Singing words, words between the lines of age. Words, words between the lines of age. If I was a junkman selling you cars, Washing your windows and shining your stars, Thinking your mind was my own in a dream What would you wonder and how would it seem? Living in castles a bit at a time The King started laughing and tal

Did you get some tickets then?

After all we've shared, not once have you asked me to wrestle, dick.

How do you play the game? I tried for 20 minutes but just kept getting the weather in NY.