Duck-Billed Catechist

I heard on the radio that only 6 years are guaranteed.

If that report is true, the Cubs (or the Cubs and his new team) will be paying Soriano $18 million/year or whatever when he's 39.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2668465

I believe the incentives only went up to 3.1 million or thereabouts. Good on him.

He can suck an egg, mostly.

He is the social studies class.

Impressive that they feature you for one of the biggest drinking nights of the year. We will be out of town.

Not really. Someone answer my question already.

I read that press release before. A pile of shit by any other name... Although the rest of the lyrics of the song (that no one will ever here) aren't quite as bad. There's room enough here For science to live And there's room enough here For religion to forgive And try to understand The other people of this world This is our country... That poverty could be Just another ugly thing And bigotry could be Seen only as obscene And the ones that run this land Will help the poor and common man This is our country...

Yes, that was planned. You probably didn't get to see the same play v. the 49ers last year. Vasher had a 108 yard return in that one.

What's the point?

The Bears are getting quite good at that play where they catch a missed field goal and carry it back 108 yards. Other teams should look into that.

It's hard to figure out what Rex Grossman is.

The Chargers-Bengals game is crazy cakes.

Next we'll have a RIP, recently deceased celebrities forum (how come Jack Palance didn't get a thread?), a political forum, a lawyers forum, a newspaper people forum, and a How big is your perm forum.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2656847 Tigers land Sheffield.

I came across this photo on the front page of a popular stock photo site. http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=2090996 Must've been where they found it.

Pelosi ruled out impeachment a while ago. It's not a matter of rumor. http://www.market-day.net/article_34541/20...f-the-table.php She could go back on that, but I agree that it is a waste of time.

Webb just pulled ahead! Looks headed for a recount.

I believe you're talking about Pennsylvania, not Ohio.

What do you mean? Which district are you talking about?

Rumored exit polls (which are kind of like the echo of a popcorn fart) are Democrats leading in: * VA: 52-47 * RI: 53-46 * PA: 57-42 * OH: 57-43 * NJ: 52-45 * MT: 53-46 * MO: 50-48 * MD: 53-46 Republicans leading: * TN: 51-48 AZ: 50-46

I went out to canvass some for Duckworth. Didn't see any Republicans hanging and banging, but there was a guy doing so for Blagojevich. It felt ineffectual, but that's the way it goes.

Charlie Villanueva = Rasheed Wallace's game, much less yelly.