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Oh, help me! You're killing me here! What the HELL did you google to find that?

"Ejaculate" is so much more visually evocative than any slang in this case. Don'tcha think?

Does your ejaculate hit the ceiling every time?

Yesterday at the boot store: Salesman (after measuring my foot): Yeah, there is no way you can wear a woman's boot. It's no wonder you have been frustrated before. Me: Yeah, my arches are freakishly high, and my feet quite wide. Salesman: You have obviously spent way too much time barefoot. Me: It is my preferred state.

Nothing like a good poke in the eye with an sharp penis! Or perhaps he is having his way with her nostril? GGG!

Perhaps in your mind it is.

Do you still want this?

Well...3 out of 5 ain't bad.

Ha! You told a story about yourself that night at the Vic, and that is forever how I think of you.

Were you wearing motorcycle boots and fishnets?

gsteinb is dead to me now.

Whoever it is, it has a rather obscene, ah, proboscis.

Thank you for clarifying. I had a friend who, after years of frustrated attempts at luring wild turkeys on to his property, purposely ran over one and ate it for dinner.

Yay! rhubarb saves the world!!! I just bought new cowboy boots. Is it wrong I want to make sweet sweet love to them? Also: a massive wild turkey tried to commit suicide by flying into the windshield of my Jeep on the way home, thus becoming my dinner tonight. The wing tip dusted the windshield, and I ducked. The turkey continued to fly across the road unharmed.

Huge? dunno about that. But if you google "mandala" you can find them bigger than 100x100.

I heard gsteinb meditates.

Every day, whether I need it or not. Oh my god they are so cute!!!

Man, I love the brothers Coen. Have a good trip, Lou!

Doesn't matter how many times I see those images, I still cry. Say what you want about Lennon, but for a hothead, he shot his mouth off in the right direction, and used his celebrity and big mouth for the good. I love him more than any.

Never heard of it. Small caveat: Rhubarb leaves contain high amounts of oxalic acid. If ingested, your heart will stop and you will die.

Hey missy Sarah! Fakeliz brought home little cakelets from Andres the Confisserie Suisse. I am all swoony with love feelings that come when eating potent chocolate. What a delightful roommate.

Listen to more of her. Based on your other tastes, I think you would like her alot. That said, her albums can be a bit uneven.

Don't feel bad, your wife and progeny run with wing-ed feet.

Some pretty light with the storm just south of me tonight.