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Everything posted by M. (hristine
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put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
I saw BBombers in a tiny bar in 1979. It's one of my favorite shows of all time. We danced our asses off. -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
Remember when you held my hand Remember when you were my man Walk talk in the name of love Before you break my heart Think it over, think it over Roll it over in your mind Why don't you dance with me I'm not no Limburger Just a limburger Dance this mess around Dance this mess around, 'round, 'round Everybody goes to parties They dance this mess around They do the Shu-ga-loo Do the Shy Tuna Do the Camel Walk Do the Hip-o-crit Ah-Hippy Hippy forward Hippy Hippy Hippy Shake, Hippy Shake Oh-it's time to do 'em right Hey now, don't that make you feel a whole lot better? -
But martini mixing without a butler? I wouldn't have a chance!
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Wow. Again, thanks Paul and Brianne for your spot on reportage. We so appreciate you.
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Oooo. Slapping a cad. I could be good at this!
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put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
Excellent point. -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
Tissue paper square ejaculate? Dude, it's no wonder you're single. (That was for you, cryptique.) -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
Oooo, fab Nexrad on this. Thanks Nat. Edit: Best weather stuff EVAH!!@@@!! -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
Oy. Thanks. -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
So I uninstalled Weatherbug. What are some other places that this weather geek can check local weather and radar easily? -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
LUCKY! Cutie patootie. -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
Like your chicken-soup-in-the-neti-pot joke, your humor is far too sophisticated for the average consumer. While those shoes are very cute, do you want to sleep with them like I do my new boots? -
Oh, yay! I'm so happy you like it. I have hidden my remaining 4 from myself. Boulevard won't brew it for another year. ND: Boulevard Pale Ale.
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put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
For real? Damn. I thought that was what Norton and Lavasoft took care of. -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
My Weatherbug icon is pulsating. -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
Sweet. Right now, the only place hotter than Kansas City is Death Valley, and only by a couple of degrees. Hotter than July. -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
Oh. OK. -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
It's not out for what, another month or two? How do you cats know when something is going to be leaked? Do the Oink moderators make you put a chip in your brain that buzzes when your favorite artists' stuff is about to leak. Or what? -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
Anything these beans cause in the aftermath pales in comparison to the bliss that occurs while eating them. -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
Did someone say Kansas City BBQ? Fakeliz and I went up to my favorite neighborhood joint last night and picked up dinner. See that blackened kettle? I'm eating those baked beans right now. *swoooooon* -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
Right. Sorry. Keep me posted on that. -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
The Queen Mother's lipstick perfectly matched her dress and headgear in that photo you posted. I wonder does she have her lipsticks matched to fabric swatches? -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
I do a pretty good version of B52s "Dance This Mess Around". That is if I can jump around on my bed while I'm singing it. -
put your razor where your Bush is!
M. (hristine replied to embiggen's topic in Tongue-Tied Lightning
You should be knighted by the Queen Mother herself.