ction Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I was in a room with me yesterday, and I was pretty aroused. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 ScottHoward said: Here's what you're missing: ction - terrible driverEL - barters with condimentsjorge - church mouseJUDE - incarcerated somewhere in "real" life You left yourself out. I've actually hung out with Jude. I didn't see any sort of tattoed prison number or ankle bracelet so I think he's ok. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 watch me fall said: You left yourself out.You wouldnt like me, trust me. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Ron Cey - closet Greek. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 ScottHoward said: ction - terrible driver That's patently true. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 watch me fall said: JUDE and I "snogged" in a Hardee's rest room.Wow. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 ction said: I was in a room with me yesterday, and I was pretty aroused.So wrong on so many levels. Funny... but very wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Jorge - vegeterian ction said: That's patently true.Remember that Jamaican lady that you ran off the road on the way back to Reagan? Good times. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 ScottHoward said: Remember that Jamaican lady that you ran off the road on the way back to Reagan? Good times. That bitch had it coming. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 ScottHoward said: You wouldnt like me, trust me. Luckily, we never have to test that assumption. Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 watch me fall said: I've actually hung out with Jude. I didn't see any sort of tattoed prison number or ankle bracelet so I think he's ok. You forgot to mention my roguish charm, stunning good looks and excellent personal hygiene. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 mrkinsley said: So wrong on so many levels. Funny... but very wrong.Why is it wrong that ction was aroused whilst in a room with himself? Is he supposed to leave the room during coitus? Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 JUDE said: Thanks for not telling people how quick I was. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 JorgeFabregas said: Why is it wrong that ction was aroused whilst in a room with himself? Is he supposed to leave the room during coitus?It just sounds dirty when he says it. And not good dirty, like reverse cowgirl. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 JUDE said: You forgot to mention my roguish charm, stunning good looks and excellent personal hygiene. One out of three's not bad. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 watch me fall said: It's ok, it happens to everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 watch me fall said: The money was not on the dresser, where you said it would be. Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Edie said: Cowgirls aren't meant to ride in reverse, though I can see the view would be lovely for the "horse"It sez men are very visual creatures over in the boob thread... Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Wow. Deja vu. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 watch me fall said: This is what it sounds like when I talk. Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 How lame. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 What? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 poortranslator said: I bleached my asshole this afternoon.Uh, ok. Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 ScottHoward said: I shat my pants. What a deusch. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 poortranslator said: What a deusch.You're alright, spider. for future reference in posts or poems - it's spelled "douche" Link to post Share on other sites
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