Guest carlos Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 calc-u-lat-OR calc-ulating! Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 This guy has never even flirted with me. 10 years I've known him. Partied with him. It's tripping me out. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Did you ask her if she was "moist"? It was inferred by her throaty tone. She asked me to play Misty for her and I told her I had no fucking idea what the hell she was talking about. I asked her how she felt about spanking, but she had to take another order before she could respond. Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 [quote name='sean Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Mkay. I have guests coming this weekend, and Wilco rock tourism in the offing. There are things that need to be done. If you guys have any ideas about this situation, please post them on this message board, in this very thread. Thanks in advance. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 If you guys have any ideas about this situation, please post them on this message board, in this very thread. Thanks in advance.Don't mention it again to him. If he remembers his actions at all, he's probably mortified and will try to apologize to you in some awkward fashion. If he tries that shit again, inform him about a forthcoming kick in the nuts. Then teh do it. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 If you guys have any ideas about this situation, please post them on this message board, in this very thread. Thanks in advance. I think you should dance in front of the window in your cowboy hat and underwear to En Vogue's 'Your Never Gonna' Get It'. That'll teach him. Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Don't mention it again to him. If he remembers his actions at all, he's probably mortified and will try to apologize to you in some awkward fashion. If he tries that shit again, inform him about a forthcoming kick in the nuts. Then teh do it.I'd like to go on the record and say that this is most definitely the best solution to this conundrum. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 What about tongue kissing? Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I think you should dance in front of the window in your cowboy hat and underwear to En Vogue's 'Your Never Gonna' Get It'. That'll teach him.Yeah sure, that got that pizza ordering chick to pay attention to you, but you don't have to go around bragging about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I'm gonna go check to see what carlos is Now Playing! EDIT: OMG OMD! Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 When I hear the word "moist" I think of... Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Asked? Yes. Moist? Not even close. "OK. Gotta go now." you should really say something to the wife. maybe he has problems she doesn't know about (duh). just a suggestion. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 [quote name='Đ Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I think you should dance in front of the window in your cowboy hat and underwear to En Vogue's 'Your Never Gonna' Get It'. That'll teach him.Also: be sure to videotape this and post it on YouTube. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 If you guys have any ideas about this situation, please post them on this message board, in this very thread. Thanks in advance. Did you meet the couple at the same time or one of them first individually (i.e. are you closer to the woman than the flirter)? If I knew that a friend of mine was aware that my wife was pulling that kind of nonsense with some guy--a supposed friend to boot--and wasn't telling me I'd be livid. I guess if it was a one time drug-induced display of idiocy then keeping quiet's prob the best route. But if this guy is pulling this crap repeatedly, that chica should know about it. That's what Dr. Phil said anyway when I talked to him... (He sounds a little silly saying "chica" by the way) Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Har-MON-ica Harmonicating Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I'm fairly confident I could bench press upwards of 70 pounds. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 This song rules! Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Cover letter writing is the worst thing since junior high school. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 there is no reason to talk to the wife unless he does it again sans painkillers. period. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 werd Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Dear Carlos, Are you moist? Please advise,M. Chris's Neighbor Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Dear Carlos, Are you moist? Please advise,M. Chris's NeighborDear Neighbor, I was earlier when jorge mentioned sean breathing hard. Could you hook me up with M. Chris' digits(I typed digits!)? Thanks, Carlos Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Dear Neighbor, I was earlier when jorge mentioned sean breathing hard. Could you hook me up with M. Chris' digits(I typed digits!)? Thanks, Carlos 1-800-BigBreast4000. VALIUM FOR ALL MY FRIENDS! Link to post Share on other sites
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