Guest carlos Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 1-800-BigBreast4000. VALIUM FOR ALL MY FRIENDS!I'm calling right now! Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I should just copy-paste this page and email it as a cover letter. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I was earlier when jorge mentioned sean breathing hard. Could you hook me up with M. Chris' digits(I typed digits!)?Why? Are they moist? Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 there is no reason to talk to the wife unless he does it again sans painkillers. period. Wrong! This guy's wife should be told, and I'd even go so far as to take out a half page ad in the local penny shopper paper saying "Mr. soandso is a giant horn dog and a prescription pain pill junkie'. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 [quote name='JUDE Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 YOU JACKIN' IT?? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I should just copy-paste this page and email it as a cover letter.can you imagine? Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 can you imagine?And there's my subject heading. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I should just copy-paste this page and email it as a cover letter. Dear potential employer of Sir Stewart, Much like Kool Moe Dee, he goes to work and, more importantly, like Big Daddy Kane, he gets the job done. He'll accept no less than 1M crispy chicken strips from Wendy's as a starting salary. Bizznatch,Mr. Drysdale Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I want some! Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Dear potential employer of Sir Stewart, Much like Kool Moe Dee, he goes to work and, more importantly, like Big Daddy Kane, he gets the job done. He'll accept no less than 1M crispy chicken strips from Wendy's as a starting salary. Bizznatch,Mr. Drysdale Wow. Awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Hey, wow, like here's an idea, Mister Stevens...when you finish that cover letter of yours, how about silkscreening it on a XXL pink t-shirt and overnighting it to me? Huh? How about them apples? Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Hey, wow, like here's an idea, Mister Stevens...when you finish that cover letter of yours, how about silkscreening it on a XXL pink t-shirt and overnighting it to me? Huh? How about them apples? Oh ction, you'll bury us all! EDIT: A trip to Foot Locker for said t-shirt is on the post-cover letter (and post-Anne Hathaway mpgs) agenda today. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 You know what? I've got both index fingers in my ears and am screaming "la la la, i can't hear you" really loudly (to answer the inevitable question - yes, I'm typing with my mule). P.S. I don't even know who this Ann Hathaway broad is...is it Mr. Dreyesdale's secretary from the Beverly Hillbillies? Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 In other news, I'm fuckin-hungry. Straight up. Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Genevieve Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I'm seein' Wilco tomorrow!!! :dancing Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I like her shirt. A lot. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I'm going to go lay in the fetal position in the women's restroom if anyone needs me. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Did you meet the couple at the same time or one of them first individually (i.e. are you closer to the woman than the flirter)?I have known the wife since I was 4. Her husband 10 years. These are people who I have camped with, fished with, gotten wasted with, and slept on their living room floor. Don't mention it again to him. If he remembers his actions at all, he's probably mortified and will try to apologize to you in some awkward fashion. If he tries that shit again, inform him about a forthcoming kick in the nuts. Then teh do it.I think you are right on the money.What about tongue kissing?Yes.Not with another woman's husband, however. Thanks for your help, guys and gal. I knew I could count on you. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 [quote name='JUDE Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I'm going to go lay in the fetal position in the women's restroom if anyone needs me. What's the matter? (And put some paper towels down first, that floor's prob germyish) Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 What's the matter?Now you've done it. Link to post Share on other sites
Pocahontas Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 My husband said the picture of Ann Hathaway makes him moist on the tip. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 What's the matter? (And put some paper towels down first, that floor's prob germyish) I reserve the right not to answer. thanks for your concern. Link to post Share on other sites
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