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Good thing I already have a mate. If I were single in a world of dating where this list exists, I'd be screwed...or not apparently.

Darwin Dating Rules

 

In order to join Darwin Dating, you have to agree that you don't suffer from:

 

Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!

Sweat patches

Nerdy glasses

Pocket protectors

Weird pubic hair

Mullets

Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot

Fat rolls

Acne

Out of proportion noses

Non-symmetrical faces or bodies

Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right

Hair in the wrong places on women

Too much hair in the wrong places on men

Pasty skin

Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others

Disproportionately Large ears

Lack of personal hygiene

Out of date fashions

Out of date hair styles (especially perms)

Large hips (men)

Small jaws (men)

Teeth that aren't straight

Teeth that aren't white

Uncared for fingernails

Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)

Facial hair (women)

Long back hair (men)

Anyone with a middle part

Ear and/or nose hair

Crooked or webbed toes

Webbed fingers or toes

Bent essential anatomy (men)

Oversized essential anatomy (women)

Lack of visible skin between eyebrows

Mid-digital hair

Ski jump noses

Wobbly upper arms

Hairy feet

Large gaps between teeth

Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow

 

If you fit into any of these categories, let's face it, you're ugly, but you aren't alone. Darwin Dating isn't for you but don't despair, there are plenty of ugly fish in the sea and they're all on every other dating website out there!

 

If you think you might meet our criteria join Darwin Dating today! (p.s. - it's free to join!)

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Ahh, eugenics. The most tempting slippery slope of them all.

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Good thing I already have a mate. If I were single in a world of dating where this list exists, I'd be screwed...or not apparently.

 

 

We need to develop a site for people who have ALL OF THE ABOVE.

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Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right

 

Well, brunettes are fine, man

Blondes are fun

But, when it comes to getting the dirty job done,

I'll take a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.

It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.

 

Well, listen up, stud,

Your life's been wasted

'til you've got' down on your knees and tasted

A red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.

It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.

 

Tight skirt, strawberry hair

Tell me what you've got, baby, waiting under there.

Big green eyes that look like, son,

They can see every cheap thing that you ever done.

 

Well, I don't know how many girls you dated, man

You ain't lived 'til you've had your tires rotated

By a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.

It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.

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