tugmoose Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 We're so pretty, oh, so pretty . . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Good thing I already have a mate. If I were single in a world of dating where this list exists, I'd be screwed...or not apparently.Darwin Dating Rules In order to join Darwin Dating, you have to agree that you don't suffer from: Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!Sweat patchesNerdy glassesPocket protectorsWeird pubic hairMulletsFishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hotFat rollsAcneOut of proportion nosesNon-symmetrical faces or bodiesRed hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's rightHair in the wrong places on womenToo much hair in the wrong places on menPasty skinPatchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on othersDisproportionately Large earsLack of personal hygieneOut of date fashionsOut of date hair styles (especially perms)Large hips (men)Small jaws (men)Teeth that aren't straightTeeth that aren't whiteUncared for fingernailsBald patches (men, but particularly, women)Facial hair (women)Long back hair (men)Anyone with a middle partEar and/or nose hairCrooked or webbed toesWebbed fingers or toesBent essential anatomy (men)Oversized essential anatomy (women)Lack of visible skin between eyebrowsMid-digital hairSki jump nosesWobbly upper armsHairy feetLarge gaps between teethOveruse of bright blue eyeshadow If you fit into any of these categories, let's face it, you're ugly, but you aren't alone. Darwin Dating isn't for you but don't despair, there are plenty of ugly fish in the sea and they're all on every other dating website out there! If you think you might meet our criteria join Darwin Dating today! (p.s. - it's free to join!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Oversized essential anatomy (women) no big hearts? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow I'm out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
awatt Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Bent essential anatomy (men) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MrRain422 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I have weird pubic hair. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
awatt Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I have weird pubic hair. I wonder what they mean by "weird"? (Probably shouldn't ask.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MrRain422 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I'm not sure if it's exactly what they meant, but mine is weird because it tastes like key lime pie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Bent essential anatomy (men) I have to disagree that this would necessarily be a problem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Reni Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right damn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elixir Sue Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right These people don't know what they're missing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 These people are obviously having some fun. Yeah, probably. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 hmmm..... they should rename the website to www.shallowdating.com Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elixir Sue Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Yeah, probably.And I'm taking it SO seriously. Stupid me!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Bent essential anatomy (men) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Ahh, eugenics. The most tempting slippery slope of them all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I should probably calm down a little bit. Excitable me!!!You don't say. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 it was j4lackey's idea. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drazil Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Good thing I already have a mate. If I were single in a world of dating where this list exists, I'd be screwed...or not apparently. We need to develop a site for people who have ALL OF THE ABOVE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Anyone with a middle part as my shoulders sit squarely atop my hips, I needn't worry over this one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elixir Sue Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 You don't say. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 it was j4lackey's idea. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
a.miller Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 We need to develop a site for people who have ALL OF THE ABOVE.forums.viachicago.org Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right Well, brunettes are fine, manBlondes are funBut, when it comes to getting the dirty job done,I'll take a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done. Well, listen up, stud,Your life's been wasted'til you've got' down on your knees and tastedA red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done. Tight skirt, strawberry hairTell me what you've got, baby, waiting under there.Big green eyes that look like, son, They can see every cheap thing that you ever done. Well, I don't know how many girls you dated, manYou ain't lived 'til you've had your tires rotatedBy a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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