tried to convert a mainstream country fan to ryan adams...and failed miserably

[Sir Stewart]

I would put a bullet in my head if I had to listen to and be around the retards that listen to that music.

Somebody get some Toby Keith records to Orkie's friends.

[anodyne]

i'll puke if that jukebox plays toby keith one more time.

[lovenmercy]

I live/work in a small, Midwestern town. I have to hear that damned "Check You For Ticks," song (or whatever the hell it's called) and that "Brand New Girlfriend" song about fifty times a night respectively. I hate, hate, hate pop country. If I have to hear that Toby Keith lyric about "puttin' a boot in your ass" one more time I THINK I MIGHT GO CRAZY!!!! Alot of his music seems to foster racism and bigotry in my workplace, and the only way I can avoid being ostracized or lynched or something is to mention that I love Johnny Cash.

[quarter23cd]

I've never heard that "Check You For Ticks" song, but my wife tells me "its cute". Can't say I disagree with you about the Toby Keith thing.

[Mr. Heartbreak]

To Be Young (Is To Be Pregnant)

My Winding Wheel (It Ain't No Tractor Tire)

Oh My Sweet Carolina (You Look Great From My Pickup Truck Window)

Call Me On Your Way Back Home (Unless You're Too Drunk To Find A Payphone)

La Cienega Just Smiled (And I Punched That Damned Mexican In The Face)

Somehow, Someday (I Will Find Out If My Uncle Is Really My Daddy)

When the Stars Go Blue (I Know I'm Too Drunk To Find A Payphone)

Touch, Feel and Lose (Or "How Mama Got Pregant With Me")

Dear Chicago (I Can't Abide No Midwestern City Slickers)

Chin Up, Cheer Up (He's The Only Dentist In The County)

Magnolia Mountain (Where The Moonshine Is So Fine)

Sweet Illusions (Like The Notion That Alabama Is A Fun Place)

Meadowlake Street (Right Next To Redneck Avenue)

Now That You're Gone (Can I Have Your Old Girlfriend?)

Let It Ride (Like A John Deere On Crank)

A Kiss Before I Go (Incest, The Game The Whole Family Can Play...From Porkyer Brothers)

Hard Way To Fall (Down A Mineshaft With A Budweiser In My Hand)

The Hardest Part (Is The Part Where I Have To Read Them Dadburn Eulogies)

My Heart is Broken (And So Are Most Of My Teeth)

 

I can't top A-man's post, but then, who could?

[brianjeremy]

I live/work in a small, Midwestern town. I have to hear that damned "Check You For Ticks," song (or whatever the hell it's called) and that "Brand New Girlfriend" song about fifty times a night respectively. I hate, hate, hate pop country. If I have to hear that Toby Keith lyric about "puttin' a boot in your ass" one more time I THINK I MIGHT GO CRAZY!!!! Alot of his music seems to foster racism and bigotry in my workplace, and the only way I can avoid being ostracized or lynched or something is to mention that I love Johnny Cash.

 

That damn ticks song gets on my god blessed nerves! I can't stand it.