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A rare photo of the new slim and trim Mike losing patience with his old, rather rotund self.

What'd he get, the gastric bypass?

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I would bet that ol steak and potatoes Huckabee has paid a pretty penny for the same kind of thing. I am not defending that kind of spending, and find it pretty crass......but it's not just Edwards doing it either.

 

I don't know. When he was governor and they were working on the Governor's Mansion, he lived in a trailer.

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The same can't be said for lawyers. Just don't complain when you have trouble finding a high risk specialist. It's amazing how many doctors will advise against going to medical school.

 

 

here's one right here :wave

 

thanks for posting some particulars, i'm getting slammed today.

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Nope, that last photo, the one in which he is standing next to The Deciderer
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D-d-d-damn. Can He do that for me?

 

Sure, simply submit a photo of yourself holding a sweet axe, wearing a cheap vinyl jacket while standing in front of a portrait of some old dude, Ulysses S. Grant (?), making sweet oral, deliciously decadent love to a tomato and a self addressed envelope to:

 

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC 20500

c/o

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Nope, that last photo, the one in which he is standing next to The Deciderer
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Lunch with Mike Huckabee is a study in faith-based dieting. He has lost 110 pounds in recent years, a feat he chronicled in a book, ''Quit Digging Your Grave With a Knife and Fork.'' This has given Huckabee something to talk about on daytime television. More important, it has lent him evangelical street cred. An important part of the evangelical narrative is overcoming the devil. But Huckabee was seemingly born born-again. Luckily for him, gluttony counts as a sin, Crisco as a Christian chemical dependency. By the time he reached 40, Huckabee had packed more than 300 pounds onto his 5-foot-11 frame. Then he began wrestling, calorie by calorie, with Satan.
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Huckabee scares the crap out of me. I first heard of him in 1997 when he became governor due to scandal and then in his first act, moved up the execution of a murderer who converted to Buddhism -- Frankie Parker.

 

Interestingly, Huckabee went on to pardon a number of murders and rapists who had converted to Christianity (including one then went on to rape and murder again).

 

Get a load of this: Top 10 moments

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Huckabee scares the crap out of me. I first heard of him in 1997 when he became governor due to scandal and then in his first act, moved up the execution of a murderer who converted to Buddhism -- Frankie Parker.

 

Interestingly, Huckabee went on to pardon a number of murders and rapists who had converted to Christianity (including one then went on to rape and murder again).

 

Get a load of this: Top 10 moments

I haven't clicked that, but my fingers are crossed that the tomato-love pic is #1.

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Huckabee scares the crap out of me. I first heard of him in 1997 when he became governor due to scandal and then in his first act, moved up the execution of a murderer who converted to Buddhism -- Frankie Parker.

 

Interestingly, Huckabee went on to pardon a number of murders and rapists who had converted to Christianity (including one then went on to rape and murder again).

 

Get a load of this: Top 10 moments

 

the power of christ compels you (edie)

 

the power of christ compels you!!!!11!

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So, let me get this straight, the man who just took Iowa, who could, however unlikely, go on to win the general election, thereby becoming president, is convinced, fucking like, convinced he was overweight not because he simply consumed more calories than he burned, but as a result of Satan, or the man in reds influence?

 

Not to mention the other batshit beliefs that populate that top ten list.

 

Ok and so but seriously folks, what the expletive is wrong with the citizens/voters of this country, our fellow Americans? Have we lost our collective minds?

 

Can we vote in favor of a bill that would require a quick IQ test, just a rudimentary one really, prior to casting a vote? Is there anyone here who can get that done or like, make that happen? Why is it that when we Americans get together and vote, we tend to vote for the lowest common denominator? No wonder Budweiser is the king of beers, collectively, we

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Huckabee scares me. If we elect that man...I don't know what I'd do. Maybe look at graduate schools in other countries so I could get out from under Minister Huckabee's holy rule for a while.

 

Hooray for Obama though!

 

 

edit:

In addition to the that Top 10 Huckabee moments, I think we need to add when he claimed a "holocaust of abortions" was responsible for the rise in immigrant labor in the US. Right.

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Ok and so but seriously folks, what the expletive is wrong with the citizens/voters of this country, our fellow Americans? Have we lost our collective minds?

 

Can we vote in favor of a bill that would require a quick IQ test, just a rudimentary one really, prior to casting a vote? Is there anyone here who can get that done or like, make that happen? Why is it that when we Americans get together and vote, we tend to vote for the lowest common denominator? No wonder Budweiser is the king of beers, collectively, we

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