bobbob1313 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 What does everyone think of Shakira? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 What does everyone think of Shakira?me likey. So, that's the gif that caused a great stir? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 i would set up a five-night residency in her ass...while Charo watched. i looked at that gif for about 45 seconds and it almost compelled me to rob a 7-11 and send the $ to her. if her posterior ran for the presidency w/ beyonce's as the running mate...even on the republican ticket...i'd vote for them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the carlos Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I never realized that gif caused a thing. I had no idea. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 that is not the 'big swinging ass' gif in question. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 that is not the 'big swinging ass' gif in question.link? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 don't have it...i'm sure somebody saved it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I don't understand the conscious desire by some "intellectuals" to subvert natural instincts. Jessica Simpson is an idealized vision of beauty because she emphasizes the things we have always, biologically, desired. She looks, for lack of a better term, "healthy". In numerous ways. But, because it is the image our media pushes, and because these same "intellectuals" have a tendency to deny anything most people like (Britney Spears' music, Michael Bay films, Christianity), they will consciously or subconsciously, deny her attractiveness.But attraction is, above all else, a subjective thing. Sure, Jessica Simpson may be attractive to a larger percentage of the population than most other women, but it would be ridiculous to suggest that every single person who's into women finds her attractive. It simply doesn't work that way. I'm proof of that. I'm not saying that I'm not attracted to her because I think she's dumb, or because I think I'm too cool for that, or some other bullshit. I'm quite simply not attracted to her. I understand why others are attracted to her, but she's just not what I'm into. I'm also not into Scarlett Johansson. On the other hand, I'm all about Marisa Tomei, Alyssa Milano, and for several years (but not so much recently), Jennifer Love Hewitt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 For the record, there is a big difference in my eyes between the terms cute, hot, pretty, and beautiful. Cute: Ellen page, Natalie Portman.Hot: Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba.Pretty: Kate Bosworth, Mandy Moore.Beautiful: Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johanson Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 But attraction is, above all else, a subjective thing. Sure, Jessica Simpson may be attractive to a larger percentage of the population than most other women, but it would be ridiculous to suggest that every single person who's into women finds her attractive. It simply doesn't work that way. I'm proof of that. I'm not saying that I'm not attracted to her because I think she's dumb, or because I think I'm too cool for that, or some other bullshit. I'm quite simply not attracted to her. I understand why others are attracted to her, but she's just not what I'm into. I'm also not into Scarlett Johansson. On the other hand, I'm all about Marisa Tomei, Alyssa Milano, and for several years (but not so much recently), Jennifer Love Hewitt. THAT makes sense...but i reall ydo think that some others were taking bb's mentioned intellectual stance on her attractiveness. plus, i'd still do JLH. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 But attraction is, above all else, a subjective thing. Sure, Jessica Simpson may be attractive to a larger percentage of the population than most other women, but it would be ridiculous to suggest that every single person who's into women finds her attractive. It simply doesn't work that way. I'm proof of that. I'm not saying that I'm not attracted to her because I think she's dumb, or because I think I'm too cool for that, or some other bullshit. I'm quite simply not attracted to her. I understand why others are attracted to her, but she's just not what I'm into. I'm also not into Scarlett Johansson. On the other hand, I'm all about Marisa Tomei, Alyssa Milano, and for several years (but not so much recently), Jennifer Love Hewitt. Something bad happened to JLH recently. I mourn the loss of her hotness. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
a.miller Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 El Ron and bobbob -- great posts in this thread. They echo my sentiment on the whole topic. Now, present that swinging ass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Something bad happened to JLH recently. I mourn the loss of her hotness. yeah, wtf? genetics? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 The funny thing about the "big swinging ass" gif was that it was first posted by Bethanydear when she was a n00b, who was shocked that it caused such a ruckus. On her "Mommy board", such images are posted all the time without embarrassment or shame. (Or being reported.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 For the record, there is a big difference in my eyes between the terms cute, hot, pretty, and beautiful. Cute: Ellen page, Natalie Portman.Hot: Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba.Pretty: Kate Bosworth, Mandy Moore.Beautiful: Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johansonwell done, 2bobs. Although I might have opted for someone other than Carmen Electra. On another note... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 plus, i'd still do JLH. i like an extra helping of backside. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 More recent, unfortunate pictures of JLH... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 As a sort of side note: I can Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 As a sort of side note: I can Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 What's wrong with JLH in those pics? I must be missing something. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Her ass has gone super-nova. (relative to her peak hotness a few years ago) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the carlos Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 More and more I'm realizing my tastes don't run the same as most men. This thread only confirms it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I guess I don't see the irony here. This is not a male v. female debate. This is a discussion about perceived faults of society as a whole. That have much greater potentially negative implications for woman, than men. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Jude has such a way with words. That said, I'm not sure I've ever been more attracted to a woman than her in Heartbreakers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Jude has such a way with words. That said, I'm not sure I've ever been more attracted to a woman than her in Heartbreakers. you and I are on the same page today, brah. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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