cryptique Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Jessica Simpson is incredibly attractive, both for a "barbie doll" and for, like, a human being.In your opinion. She just doesn't do it for me. Watch that Proactiv commercial she does sometime. That's probably her worst moment, looks-wise. I've never been much into blondes, as a general rule (real or fake), though there are exceptions (she's obviously not one of them). As I mentioned previously, makeup is a turnoff too. Certain women like Jessica Simpson also seem almost ... canine to me, in a way I can't explain -- I don't know if it's the shape of her face, or her chin, or a combination of multiple factors, but when I look at her I see a certain breed of dog. I'm not very knowledgeable about dog breeds, so I couldn't say which one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Fixed it for ya make no doubt about it, i was neither serious in saying that i wouldn't do her, nor do i think i'd have any serious shot of doing so. i also don't think i need any sort of book to tell me there is nothing mythological about her cans and posterior...they look just fine to me. also don't need to hear a woman scream the pythagorean theorem in the sack. i'd get canine w/ her in a minute and feel just fine about it. stupidity isn't an STD. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IRememberDBoon Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 In your opinion. She just doesn't do it for me. Watch that Proactiv commercial she does sometime. That's probably her worst moment, looks-wise. I've never been much into blondes, as a general rule (real or fake), though there are exceptions (she's obviously not one of them). As I mentioned previously, makeup is a turnoff too. Certain women like Jessica Simpson also seem almost ... canine to me, in a way I can't explain -- I don't know if it's the shape of her face, or her chin, or a combination of multiple factors, but when I look at her I see a certain breed of dog. I'm not very knowledgeable about dog breeds, so I couldn't say which one. god you are full of shit. you would melt if she spoke to you. the thing about her is that she's NOT a barbie type. shes just young and looks damn good. shes not all that made up as you can see. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 god you are full of shit. you would melt if she spoke to you. the thing about her is that she's NOT a barbie type. shes just young and looks damn good. shes not all that made up as you can see.Is it that hard to believe that I don't find her attractive? I understand why others do ... but she's just not my thing. But no, you'd rather tell me what I think. So, who's full of shit, again? She's the prototype Barbie, and despite your assertion to the contrary, whenever I see pictures of her, her face is crusted in makeup. Yuck. Oh, and: she does commercials for a cosmetics company. You still think she's "not all that made up"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 shes not all that made up as you can see. or surgically enhanced. hate to say it, IRDB is right...she may be a bit Barbie-esque, but she's not that artificial looking. to each their own though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IRememberDBoon Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Is it that hard to believe that I don't find her attractive? I understand why others do ... but she's just not my thing. But no, you'd rather tell me what I think. So, who's full of shit, again? She's the prototype Barbie, and despite your assertion to the contrary, whenever I see pictures of her, her face is crusted in makeup. Yuck. Oh, and: she does commercials for a cosmetics company. You still think she's "not all that made up"? I thought proactive was zit medicine? I can understand your point. I dont think Pamela Anderson looks good at all or Kelly Ripa. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 "How does Kelly Ripa do it?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 "How does Kelly Ripa do it?" 'canine' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IRememberDBoon Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 "How does Kelly Ripa do it?" Her face is caked with Proactive! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Spectacular. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I dont think Pamela Anderson looks good at all or Kelly Ripa.God you are full of shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Pamela Anderson looks pretty skanky without her makeup. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 She's not my type, but this is a fabulous bathing suit! My friend Claudia and I were talking this summer about designing and manufacturing these 50s suits again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Pamela Anderson looks pretty skanky without her makeup.Pam Anderson has a face? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Why is it that we as a society decided that finding the "barbie doll" aesthetic attractive is an unintelligent thing to do? Because, really, that is what it comes down to. Lots of people look down on people who are attracted to "idealized" beauty, as if it is somehow easier to think Jessica Simpson is attractive. Note the "jr. high" comment, above. Jessica Simpson is incredibly attractive, both for a "barbie doll" and for, like, a human being. I don't think she's the most attractive woman in the world (that title does to either Jessica Beil, Scarlett Johanson, or Marrissa Miller), but she's definitely attractive. And of course, I know it is a pointless discussion because none of us on this board will ever even meet any of them. But is it any more pointless than 90% of the stuff we talk about here?Jessica Beil is a man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 It's Jessica Biel, and if she's a man, he's got some great tits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 It's Jessica Biel, and if she's a man, he's got some great tits.doesn't do much for me. too muscular. And her face isn't that great either. IMO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IRememberDBoon Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 God you are full of shit. bullcrap brah. that lady is scagnastic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 bullcrap brah. moons over my hammy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 bullcrap brah. that lady is scagnasticHey brah, so who are your favorite chicks these days? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 bullcrap brah. that lady is scagnasticEnglish motherfucker, do you speak it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I thought proactive was zit medicine?I may be wrong ... I thought she also had a contract with L'Oreal or Maybelline or something. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Synthesizer Patel Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Maybelline or something. maybe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bobbob1313 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Might I recommend The Beauty Myth by Naomi Wolf as a first step on your road towards a greater understanding? Which is not to say I am of the opinion that folks who are attracted to the Barbie doll-type are, in any way, less intelligent, but, I do feel your question is maybe a loaded one. Part one implies being attracted to the Barbie doll is less intelligent. Part two tries to say that while part one does say that, it doesn't really. Good job... It's Jessica Biel, and if she's a man, he's got some great tits. Jessica Beil is the absolute furthest thing from a man in the world. So she's got some muscle definition. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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