JUDE Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Interesting how some people are completely grossed out by pee in the shower, yet they'll eat a hot dog and think nothing of it. Do you pee in the hot dog ingredient vat?!?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 [quote name='JUDE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twirm Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 He's probably referring to the epidsode of Seinfeld where George gets banned from a gym for peeing in the shower. why do i have to be a he? and yes, i am referring to the episode where george gets banned from the gym for peeing in the shower. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ikol Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 why do i have to be a he? Because using he/she in writing is awkward and I wasn't comfortable with calling you an "it." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 No matter how hard you aim to get straight into the drain, its gonna be splashed around especially when shower is coming down on you.I move the shower head so that it is aimed away. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Because using he/she in writing is awkward and I wasn't comfortable with calling you an "it." This is exactly why "they" should be accepted as a singular pronoun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 why do i have to be a he? and yes, i am referring to the episode where george gets banned from the gym for peeing in the shower.Haven't seen that one. For the record, I've peed in a gym shower. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ZenLunatic Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 But you sit on a toilet seat with pee spackle on it or around it that's been collecting germs since the last time you cleaned it. Besides, just...c'mon man, join the club.... Sorry, I cant join the club. It's not that I am a super clean freak or afraid of germs. I am a camper and easily can be dirty without care. I have a dog and have had puke, pee, and poop on my carpet, whatever. I use public toilets and port a pooties. I just think I dont need to pee in my home shower cause why expose the shower to that when I dont have to. If public shower, I would pee without care. Sterile isn't clean enough for you? You cant agrue that pee is clean. Who would want pee on them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You cant agrue that pee is clean. Who would want pee on them?You can't argue that pee from a healthy person isn't sterile. And if you're standing IN A SHOWER, why would it matter if you got a little liquid on your toes that will immediately be rinsed away? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
napoleon Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 raise your hand if you pee in pools (either public or private). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aricandover Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 raise your hand if you pee in pools (either public or private). every chance I get, I stand at the side of the pool and piss into the water. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 every chance I get, I stand at the side of the pool and piss into the water. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plasticeyeball Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 this thread is worth it's weight in (liquid) gold. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You know what's hard to get down the shower drain? Corn, that's what. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ikol Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 [quote name='JUDE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ZenLunatic Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Once I had 3 seperate streams of pee coming out at once. 2 made it in the toilet, the other went all over the floor, it was messy, that sucked. There was no way to get all 3 inside. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You could have made a tunnel with your fingers to deflect all three streams into the bowl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Had you pissed in the shower you could have had a baker's dozen streams erupting uncontrollably out of your wang dang doodle and all would have been right in the world. Really, though, the correct thing to do here is to crimp the hose and head to the shower. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lynch Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 This is the funniest thread EVER! What a way to end the week! Thank you, Via Chicago. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyjimmy Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 crimp the hose and head to the shower. Dude.I just cringed.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Had you pissed in the shower you could have had a baker's dozen streams erupting uncontrollably out of your wang dang doodle and all would have been right in the world. Really, though, the correct thing to do here is to crimp the hose and head to the shower.Not to get all Paula Abdul on you, but you've really taken this thread and made it your own. You're what this thread is all about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ZenLunatic Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Really, though, the correct thing to do here is to crimp the hose and head to the shower. You should not stop the flow in mid-stream, some of the pee gets backed up into your system and your skin changes color into yellowish hue. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Not to get all Paula Abdul on you, but you've really taken this thread and made it your own. You're what this thread is all about.Sorry. It's just something I'm extremely passionate about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Sorry. It's just something I'm extremely passionate about.YOU'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD, DOGG!@!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You cant agrue that pee is clean. Who would want pee on them?Some people are into that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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