embiggen Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 am I going to have to post that picture of the octomom's belly again? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 am I going to have to post that picture of the octomom's belly again?You'd just better wait until I've finished eating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 And yet another in an apparent string of coordinated assaults, the sharks have begun their attack on those traitorous, Uncle Tom dolphins. The headline: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I hate to say this, but I think we deserve it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I hope one day we figure out how to communicate with our porpoise friends, and let those whom we keep in captivity for our entertainment go home to their families. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I hate to say this, but I think we deserve it. You Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moss Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 This part made me tear up a little. That's just pitiful. I'm a sensitive guy: "As police and emergency crews tended to Ms Herold Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'm an animal lover. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'm an animal lover. You were an animal lover, now, you, you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 :rolleyes :rolleyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 :rolleyes :rolleyes You just go keep rolling those eyes of yours and eventually they Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dondoboy Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Did you see the size of that chimp?! That's not a pet, that's a roommate. There's a lady outside of work who always asks if I want to buy her lion. I just thought she was crazy, but maybe she has one. Or its some slang I'm unaware of. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Did you see the size of that chimp?! That's not a pet, that's a roommate. There's a lady outside of work who always asks if I want to buy her lion. I just thought she was crazy, but maybe she has one. Or its some slang I'm unaware of. Maybe she Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dondoboy Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Maybe she Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 You just go keep rolling those eyes of yours and eventually they Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poppydawn Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Vigilance, shopping, stay the course, more shopping and then a little bit more of the vigilance, but not so much that it gets in the way of shopping. You forgot "shopping for monkeys". I saw some blurb on cnn about the monkey being given tea and Xanax. It was a video, so I didn't watch it. I'm opposed to watching videos on cnn's website. But I'd really like to know how this tea and Xanax combo could prompt a chimp to attack. It sounds like my regular evening routine that prevents me from biting people's faces off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Chimps are not nice animals, actually. You want a good primate pet, get a bonobo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Chimps are not nice animals, actually. You want a good primate pet, get a bonobo. Hippie free-loving chimps those bonobos. Though, keep in mind that if you do find yourself shacked up with a one, you might not get mauled, but you will have to put out. But I'd really like to know how this tea and Xanax combo could prompt a chimp to attack. It sounds like my regular evening routine that prevents me from biting people's faces off. Seriously, that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 why do you think they call it a "murder" of crows? I don't like the association of "crow" and "murder" on this board... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I don't like the association of "crow" and "murder" on this board... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moss Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'm an animal lover. I'm with you. I'm sitting on the floor right now because my Cat looks so damn comfortable on the chair. Not proud but there it is. Although I'm starting to wonder about this animal uprising thing. Maybe I should assert my authority as alpha Male. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Anyone hear the 911 recordings of this event? Absolutely horrible. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 fuck this fucking monkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Ape of wrath! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Neko's new album has a song about the animal uprising: http://www.spinner.com/2009/01/28/neko-cas...s-peta-to-blow/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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